A Harvard Professor reminds her class of
tomorrow's final exam. 'Now class, I won't tolerate any excuses for you
not being here tomorrow. I might consider a nuclear attack or a serious
personal injury, illness, or a death in your immediate family, but
that's it,no other excuses whatsoever!'
A smart-ass student in the back of the room raised his hand and asked,
'What would you say if tomorrow I said I was suffering from complete and
utter sexual exhaustion?'
The entire class is reduced to laughter and snickering. When silence was
restored, the teacher smiled knowingly at the student, shook her head
and sweetly said, 'Well Barack, I guess you'd have to write the exam
with your other hand.'
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