Oldest known piece of toilet paper found in British Museum

Researchers at the University of Birmingham have identified fragments of a koran, the mad pedophiles rantings, that date to somewhere between 568 and 645 A.D. The fragments were gathered in Iraq in the 1920's. This means the moron who transcribed the bullshit likely boinked goats with Mohamhead. Initially the pedophiles ravings were written on anything available from leaves to the shoulder blades of camels. Unfortunately, as with dyanetics, the ravings of L Ron Hubbard, the disclaimer about it being a work of fiction was glaringly absent. islame has been a plague on humanity for 1405 years. Since Mohammy was illiterate, the bulk of the blame lies squarely at the feet of those individuals who decided to scribble down the craziness.
While mooslimes like to claim he was a prophet, there is not one thing that he prophesied that has come true. He claims the first five books of the Old Testament as part of the history of islame, but followers are not allowed to read them. Why? because they show in glaring detail that the pervert should have been taken out and stoned.