All in the family

Nope, not about Archie Bunker aka Carrol O Connor, this is about Achmed the dud terrorist in Texas. It has come out that his sister also pulled crazy terrorist stuff when she was in school. Bambi needs to invite this family to a sit down ASAP. Just not at our house, the White House. Maybe they can get toether in Hawaii. Ahmed could become his intern, a cross between Monica Lewinski and a pashtun boy?