A little composure ladies

The latest sick trend is here, airdropping penis pictures to female passengers on the subway. I can imagine the level of disgust those women must feel when they receive an anonymous picture of some guys prick.  The solution though is simple. 1. Remain calm. resist the urge to recoil in horror, its not a picture of a dead body or mutilated animal. 2. Act like you just read the funniest joke ever. 3. Start sharing it with fellow travelers and comment loudly about what a deformed, or shriveled, or tiny pecker you now possess a photo of. Keep your eye peeled as you mock the sicko, you might just get a reaction, a blush or redface that gives the sender away.

My first wife was a nurse. While she was going through college, she worked in a nursing home. They had a guy there who loved to expose himself to the girls. When he did it to my ex, she started laughing, then told him she'd seen bigger peckers on chickens. He was humiliated enough he never did it to her again, or any nurse while she was on shift.