Thursday, August 31, 2017

Just a pea pickin minute

Lots of folks upset about Charlie Hebdo publishing a cartoon mocking the tragedy in Houston.
"Well, we stood with them when the muslims went all bezerk."
OK, did they ask you to stand with them? Did your position make one iota of difference?
Charlie Hebdo does one thing, they take politically incorrect cheap shots.
There are plenty of conservatives who mock France. Whether it is great deals on French weapons, or Car-b-ques in Paris, we are not above rubbing them the wrong way all the time. 
Are you upset that they took a cheap shot? Or that they might be closer to home than we care to admit? Remember this, when you think of the beauty of Texas, Austin is their asshole, and their hemorrhoid is Houston. Both are liberal shit stains on the Great State of Texas. Pardon my French.
Thats right, while the liberal left keeps trying to push nazism and the KKK off on the conservatives, both are historically liberal leftist organizations, and Houston is a historically liberal leftist city.
Texas is great, but not every one in Texas is great. If they were, Texas wouldn't need a death row that is busier than the other 56 states, China, Iran and Saudi Arabia combined. Whe nTexas switched form the electric chair to lethal injection, Lone Star power shut down two power plants, and a world wide shortage of the drugs used occurred prompting the manufacturer to ban their use by Texas for lethal injection. And you thought it was because they were wishy washy on the death penalty? Houston produces close to a third of the death row occupants in Texas. Might be more.
The people who do Charlie Hebdo are the sort of folks who would go to a child's funeral and tell dead baby jokes. If they had been in business in 1939, they would have published a cartoon of Hitler wearing a Yellow star of David with a number tattooed on his forearm. So, look at the cartoon, look in the mirror and laugh. Unless of course you are a neo-nazi fascist, in which case go drown on the dang freeway.

1 comment:

Gregory said...

The 56 states link doesn't work.