Charge him

As the tsunami of sexual assault accusations rolls across America, one name has now come up several times, a former President and noted family man. George H.W. Bush? This might explain why he and worthless Willie became such great buds.
Three women have made remarkably similar statements about the former Prez who has been confined to a wheel chair for the past five years. All three incidents have occurred since that time.
The former Prez is making no denials, and there are several possible reasons. No 1 of course is that he has no memory of doing them, at 93, he is apt to be a bit forgetful. No 2? Well, if I was 93 and some young lady made that accusation, I'd probably be going to jail... for perjury since I'd plead guilty.
As for George, we might as well make an example of him as well as Whinestein, we'll call it assault with a dead weapon.