Thursday, April 26, 2018

Shoulda cut ties with Dick's instead

In 2006 Yeti exploded on the outdoor equipment market, offering a cooler that is second to none. Now Yeti is again exploding but not in ways the owners want.
Yeti cut ties with the NRA Foundation five days ago. Four days ago the boycott Yeti craze boomed across twitter as loud as a cooler full of Tanerite. Two days ago Yeti pouted this was all a big misunderstanding.
OK, a big misunderstanding, I can buy that. Now the question is, on whose part? Did some one at the NRA Foundation misread a memo? Yeti just needs to show the world a copy of the memo or E-mail they sent to the NRA Foundation. Complete with time stamps and other corroborating evidence.
Personally, I think it is crazy to spend $500 on a cooler and later blow the dang thing up. That said, anybody got a Yeti cooler for sale real cheap??? As in $20 dollars cheap? I got Tanerite!
Lots of stupid in this world. Yeti should have spent a millisecond thinking this through. Not many tree hugging liberals are gonna buy a Yeti, even now.
Dickless Sporting goods is getting the cold shoulder from sportsmen, how are they faring with their decision to piss off their customer base? Oh well, I guess this provides for libtards to go admire the yeti coolers and dream of the day they can buy one using their SNAP cards.
If Yeti wants to prove their credentials, here are some simple things they can do;
1. Advertise with the embattled Conservatives. Advertise on FOX, specifically Laura Ingraham and Sean Hannity.
2. Advertise on Breitbart and One America News Network.
3. Offer a buyback program for disgruntled former fans.
4. Place ads with the other networks ONLY during Presidential coverage such as speeches. Rather than a commercial, have a logo on screen reading "Yeti stands with the President and our Constitutional Rights."

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