How low he has fallen

There have been a myriad of reports about the drugs Hunter Biden consumes. Confirmation comes tonight with a report that he fathered a child...In ArKansas. Seriously, does the girl not have a brother to defend her honor screw her instead?
Okay, the bad jokes can write themselves. Maybe this is the reason he needed all the money he raked in in the Ukraine?
Or is it her that fell?