We'd be grateful too

Wednesday Adams is wanting to escape from LA. The protein deficient teen came to the United States on her way to a climate conference in Chile. Due to unrest in South America, the conference got moved. Surprise! She is in a pickle.
The poor little girl needs help. just like an action figure in a children's playstation game, she needs some ones assistance. She'd be grateful. Hell, I'd be grateful. get the little ignoranimus off the continent.
My suggestion? Have immigration apprehend her and deport her. Since she is stirring up trouble, they would be fully with in the law to do so. Just for fun, I'd fenegle a way into getting Shinto Abe to accept her, then fly her ass to Hiroshima about three days before the climate conference. Maybe a Chinese jet can detour over and give her a ride. They are all about climate change.... As long as they get the industry. She is their marionette even if she is clueless to the fact.