If he can do it I can do it

Apparently not every one is dropping dead from the Wuhan flu. Yes, the Chinese take out has killed a whopping three billion people so far /sarc, but there are reports that bring a glimmer of hope. In Italy a man identified only as Mr. P has recovered from the virus. His family took him home Wednesday. Mr. P is reported to be a very young 101. That means he also survived the Spanish Flu epidemic.
The panic surrounding this is far worse than the flu itself. The government is doing a 2.2 Trillion dollar stimulus. Will that really help? bear in mind, we have to repay that money at some point. China is not simply handing it to us. Speaking of which, how much of our national debt is now owed to Communist China? I know that back in 2008 they were buying treasury bonds. Are they still getting us from both ends?
Chick-fil-A has a new mascot, or so I'm told.