They're your hands stupid

The permanently enraged crowd is mad at KFC over their finger lickin good advertisement. No, seriously, people got upset about it calling it irresponsible in light of the Wuhan Corona Flu spreading across the world.
Yes, licking your own fingers, after using them to stuff finger food in your face, food that was cooked, ie heated hot enough to kill the virus, might put you at risk.
Yes, I called it the Wuhan Corona Flu for a reason. The leftards now claim it is xinophobic to associate it with it's place of origin. Are they really that dumb? Unfortunately, they are. Well, the really smart ones are, the rest? Meh. I don't hate China. I hate communism in all it's forms whether it is the kind pushed by Xi, the version desired by breadline Bernie, or the disaster mumbled about by the senile groper.
I'm not taking the  Wuhan Corona Flu as seriously as some say I should. Why? None of our politicians are taking it seriously. If it was as bad as they claim, no one would be complaining about it being xenophobic. None of them would be hoping to score political points on a hand full of deaths. Our borders would be closed, and they would be demanding that companies return manufacturing o America's shores, especially things like medicines and medical supplies. They also would have passed an emergency spending bill ready for the President to sign instead of a porkulous dream hand out with little chance of accomplishing anything.
The upside of this is a lot of entertainers won't be making the mega bucks entertaining us with their faux athleticism. Maybe they can do March madness with a variant of NBA2K20 crossed with Dungeons and Dragons style odds casting.