I'd put them under it

Prsident Trump indicated today that he might attend the Space-X launch. While speaking, he joked that he'd like to put the press on it.
Seriously? Why not fill it with rocks? They'd be just as useful on a space mission and would not waste precious oxygen.
Under might be beneficial.Just before ignition, tell them that HiLlARy threw the election on purpose. their heads exploding should add fifteen hundred miles to the climb out, or they can shut it down early and save fuel.