Bears n beer

A bear walks into a bar in Butte. Bear says to the bartender, "give me a beer".
Bartender says "No way, its illegal to sell a beer to a bear in Butte.
Bear says, "sell me a beer or I'm gonna do something terrible."
Bartender says, sorry, but its illegal to sell a beer to a bear in Butte, and I follow the law."
Bear walks to the end of the bar and eats a woman who is seated there. he then returns to the bartenders and say, "No give me a beer or I'll do the same thing to you."
Bartender says "Sorry, but its illegal to sell a beer to a bear in Butte, especially t oone who's on drugs."
Bear says, "I'm not on drugs!"
"Oh but you are," says the bartender, "that was a bar bitch you ate."
And that was the start of all our problems.

Consequences of the drought

We have had a dry summer. I say its weather, the leftards say its global warming. Now our dry weather is having devestating results. A woma nrecently went to the hospital complaining of an itch in her ear. Turned out to be a spider, and they are blaming it on the dry hot conditions. "A report by CNN states that spiders and other bugs are appearing in greater numbers this summer due to warm weather and drought conditions across the U.S."
What happens in America has effects all across the globe. When our economy hickups, the world gets the flu, so its no wonder that our drought caused this..... In China.
Leftards will stop at nothing. No lie, no tall tail. its all Americas fault.

Safety Notice

Pass this safety information on to all your buddies....


Condoms don't guarantee safe sex anymore...

A friend of mine was wearing one when he was shot by the woman's husband!

Is this true?

ObamAA+ and Holder are having sex in an alleyway when they see a policeman walking towards them, they both panic and run like hell, trying to find somewhere to hide. The policeman sprints after them and manages to catch Holder, whom he beats to shit. When he is satisfied, the policeman stops pummelling the queer and pins him against the wall and shouts: "Where's your fucking boyfriend?! If I find him I'm gonna shove this nightstick right up his fuckin' ass!" ObamAA+'s voice whispers from the darkness: "I'm in the dumpster!"

Out for a walk

So I went out for a walk last night and there was a woman walking ahead of me. She started to walk faster, and I thought if she is walking faster, I should walk faster too.
Then she started to run. I decided that maybe that would be a good idea as well.
Then she started to run even faster, so I ran faster too.
Then she started screaming, so I started screaming.
I have no idea what it was all about, but believe me, I have never been so scared in my life.

All Bull Crap slams Military... again

It seems that every article I read about the Temple shooting in Wisconsin has to highlight that Wade Michael Page was in the Army. They assign him veteran status. Sorry, but in my book he is no veteran. He got his sorry ass booted from the military because he was a fuckup. All the alphabet screachers do is show that our military has high standards. High enough that Page didn't make the cut.
The average libtard though will see it in an entirely difrent light. They will perceive him as military trained, a Rambo sort of guy who learned his killing ways from the government
So please Benny boy Forer, call him what he is, an army reject. We have standards, something lacking at ABC.

Squelching the youth vote

American pravda is up in arms with the notion that politicians want to stop young voters. By young I mean those over eighteen but still so wet behind the ears they think communism works.
Several states including Kansas have passed tougher measures that will impact young voters. Boo fricking Hoo. When kids take their student ID and register to vote, I see a problem. When they are also registered to vote back home, I see fraud. Does it happen? You dang well know it does. just prior to our last local election there was a big voter registration drive on campus. Several of the professors took time to urge kids to get registered locally. I sat in several open meetings where the kids were presnet because we had a rental inspection program that was causing a stir. I heard several of those kids say they were out of state students, but had registered to vote here.
What about our military? Soldiers are urged to register IN THEIR HOME STATE. They are encouraged to vote, but not made to vote. I mailed many absentee balots when I was in the Army. I found out later they were all disqualified. An absentee vote in Minnesota must be witnessed by another Minnesota voter, and mine were, either by an officer in my unit, or later, by my wife. The hitch was that if the witness was not in the same presinct, theynever checked further and tossed it out.
When I talk to soldiers now, I encourage then to take leave and go home to vote. Many places have early voting, so its possible to take a four day pass and swing home. Not possible for our over seas boys and girls though.
I don't want our youth vote squelched, but more importantly, I don't want voter fraud. I give less of a damn about the students then I do about the men and women who serve this nation. For my two cents, I would stick the student who comits fraud and the guy who cheats the military out of their in the same cell. It would be a very small one I might add.