Bears n beer

A bear walks into a bar in Butte. Bear says to the bartender, "give me a beer".
Bartender says "No way, its illegal to sell a beer to a bear in Butte.
Bear says, "sell me a beer or I'm gonna do something terrible."
Bartender says, sorry, but its illegal to sell a beer to a bear in Butte, and I follow the law."
Bear walks to the end of the bar and eats a woman who is seated there. he then returns to the bartenders and say, "No give me a beer or I'll do the same thing to you."
Bartender says "Sorry, but its illegal to sell a beer to a bear in Butte, especially t oone who's on drugs."
Bear says, "I'm not on drugs!"
"Oh but you are," says the bartender, "that was a bar bitch you ate."
And that was the start of all our problems.