Just what is his job?

Well, we are back to the campaign phase of not my job/above my pay grade. ObamAA+ is telling the lap dog press that its not his job to convince people he is a Christian.
I'm convinced! I'm convinced he is anything but a Christian. Any one who would support the slaughter of children is no Christian, and ObamAA+ supported legislation to allow abortuaries to murder babies who survived an abortion proceedure and were born alive.
ObamAA+ the lite bearer, because he aint competent enough to serve mixed drinks.

Something to laugh at besides democrats

A clearly inebriated woman, stark naked, jumped into a taxi in Little Rock The cab driver, an old redneck, opened his eyes wide and stared at the woman. He made no attempt to start the cab.

The woman glared back at him and said, "What's wrong with you, bubba? - Haven't you ever seen a naked woman before?"

The redneck answered, "Let me tell you sumthin, bitch I wasn't staring at you like you tink; I see neked wimin all the time where I come from."

The drunk woman giggled and responded, "Well, if you're not staring at my boobs, sweetie, what are you doing then?"

He paused a moment, then told her. "Well, I’s is lookin and I’s is lookin, and I’s is wonderin to myself Jus whar in da hell is that bitch keeping money to pay for a ride?

Goodbye Phyllis

A great comic has passed. Phyllis died at the young age of 95. As the great Don Surber would say, she got her three score and ten.

Just a quick comparison

Well, I am still luke warm at best about Romney. He is not my clear cut vision of what we need to replace ObamAA+. he is not the Reagan redux to follow Carter lite err dark.

His choice of Ryan for VP is a good move. No, its a great move. Ryan is some one who will stir up the middle, and the middle class. Another big plus is that Romney is self made in that he gave away all he inherited as far as possessions and built his life with his own two hands, something a democrap will never do nor understand. Besides, he has fewer skelletons in his closet then an Amish farmer. Which means the dems will spend the next two and 1/2 months inventing shit to lie about. Another TANG memo-gate is on its way. Too bad they wasted all that capital attacking a guy who was at best a social moderate. Once bitten, twice shy. At least for people who can think with out media help.

Cartoon of the day

You can hear it coming see it coming feel it everwhere you go. It tomorrow moring the future dawning with a bright and shining bow. Its a land where bitter ex presidents stay out of th' public way...... Lines adlibbed from the happiest millionaire. A man who if he were alive, would be most happy to see this idiot go.

stimulus

Sometime this year, we taxpayers will again receive another 'Economic Stimulus' payment.
This is indeed a very exciting program, and I'll explain it by
using a Q & A format:

Q. What is an 'Economic Stimulus' payment ?
A. It is money that the federal government will send to taxpayers.

Q.. Where will the government get this money ?
A. From taxpayers.

Q. So the government is giving me back my own money ?
A. Only a smidgen of it.

Q. What is the purpose of this payment ?
A. The plan is for you to use the money to purchase a
high-definition TV set, thus stimulating the economy.

Q. But isn't that stimulating the economy of China ?
A. Shut up.

Below is some helpful advice on how to best help the U.S. economy by spending your stimulus check wisely:
* If you spend the stimulus money at Wal-Mart, the money will go to China or Sri Lanka .
* If you spend it on gasoline, your money will go to the
Arabs.
* If you purchase a computer, it will go to India , Taiwan or China .
* If you purchase fruit and vegetables, it will go to Mexico ,
Honduras and Guatemala ...
* If you buy an efficient car, it will go to Japan or Korea .
* If you purchase useless stuff, it will go to Taiwan .
* If you pay your credit cards off, or buy stock, it will go
to management bonuses and they will hide it offshore.
Instead, keep the money in America by:
1) Spending it at yard sales, or
2) Going to ball games, or
3) Spending it on prostitutes, or
4) Beer or
5) Tattoos.
(These are the only American businesses still operating in the U.S. )

Conclusion:
Go to a ball game with a tattooed prostitute that you met at a yard
sale and drink beer all day !
No need to thank me, I'm just glad I could be of help.

another laugh

 the crew of a U.S. Air flight departing for Ft. Lauderdale made a wrong turn and came nose to nose with a United 727. An irate female ground controller lashed out at the U.S. Air crew, screaming: "U.S. Air 2771, where the hell are you going?

I told you to turn right onto Charlie taxiway! You turned right on Delta! Stop right there. I know it's difficult for you to tell the difference between C and D, but get it right!"

Continuing her rage to the embarrassed crew, she was now shouting hysterically: "God! Now you've screwed everything up! It'll take forever to sort this out! You stay right there and don't move till I tell you to! You can expect progressive taxi instructions in about half an hour and I want you to go exactly where I tell you, when I tell you, and how I tell you! You got that, U.S. Air 2771?"

"Yes, ma'am," the humbled crew responded.

Naturally, the ground control communications frequency fell terribly silent after the verbal bashing of U.S. Air 2771. Nobody wanted to chance engaging the irate ground controller in her current state of mind. Tension in every cockpit around Gatwick was definitely running high. Just then an unknown pilot broke the silence and keyed his microphone, asking: "Wasn't I married to you once?"