A little Christian Humor

This is one of the best clean jokes I've seen in awhile!

Jesus and Satan were having an on-going argument about who was better on
the computer. They had been going at it for days, and frankly God was
tired of hearing all the bickering.

Finally fed up, God said, "THAT'S IT! I have had enough.. I am going to set
up a test that will run for two hours, and from those results, I will
judge who does the better job."

So Satan and Jesus sat down at the keyboards and typed away.

They moused.

They faxed.

They e-mailed.

They e-mailed with attachments.

They downloaded.

They did spreadsheets!

They wrote reports..

They created labels and cards.

They created charts and graphs.

They did some genealogy reports

They did every job known to man.

Jesus worked with heavenly efficiency and Satan was faster than hell.

Then, ten minutes before their time was up, lightning suddenly flashed
across the sky, thunder rolled, rain poured, and, of course, the power
went off.

Satan stared at his blank screen and screamed every curse word known in
the underworld.

Jesus just sighed.

Finally the electricity came back on, and each of them restarted their
computers. Satan started searching frantically, screaming:

"It's gone! It's all GONE! "I lost everything when the power went
out!"

Meanwhile, Jesus quietly started printing out all of his files from the
past two hours of work.

Satan observed this and became irate..

"Wait!" he screamed. "That's not fair! He cheated! How come he has all his
work and I don't have any?"

God just shrugged and said,

JESUS SAVES

I hope Israel learned a lesson.

From now on just sink the fuckers. The palistidiots in Gaza and the West Bank are scum. They are so bad that even Syria won't take them, Iran won't take them, and Somalia won't take them. Seems all the muslime world wants to do is complain about these parasites, and inspire fools from piss organizations to help them.
Barry the closet scum bag has his undies in a knot. Good thing he doesn't wear his diaper wrapped around his noggin like the arabs do, it might pinch so hard he won't be able to read TOTUS.

Compare and contrast

Xu Yuyuan attacked twenty nine children with a knife. The government of China saw fit to execute him even though no children died. In the USA, Farley Allen Rhodes poured lighter fluid on Starlena Pratt, and set her afire killing her. He gets life. Xu, though depraved killed no one. Farley killed a woman in a most horiffic way.
I am not defending Xu, he needed to die. Maybe we can stat a prisoner exchange with China, and let them practice on Farley and the thousands like him we spend millions keeping alive, healthy, and safe.
I want to see all criminals get a fair trial. The thought of an innocent man being executed is not a pleasant one. It will happen. On the day it does, we need to find out why it happened. No cop, judge, or liar err lawyer should be immune if they intentionally convict a person who is not guilty.
That said, I want to see scum removed from society by the most effective means we have. A rope, a blade, a bullet, it does not matter, execute these scum. Do it swiftly, before it is old news, before every one butthe mothers have forgotten the victims name. Criminals should pay, some should pay with their lives.

What the rest of the damn thing looks like

A picture has recently surfaced in response to Barry the Indonesians call to plug the damn hole!

I have a pic of what it looks like without an asshole wrapped arround it.

What did you expect? Modeled on Bill Ayers' dick I would imagine.

Another hero passes

John Finn, a MOH recpient from WW2 has passed away aged 100 years. Blessed with a long life, John was also a blessing to this country. At Kaneohe Air AStation, John manned a gun position despite head wounds and other injuries. He later helped to rearm returning air craft despite his injuries. Following recovery from his wounds, he continued to serve until 1956. After his retirement he worked to inspire another generation, or three of young sailors working with several Navy Organizations.
That children is what makes a man a hero. dedication to freedom and his fellow man. That GOD richly blessed this man with long life speaks well of him also. Good Bye Lt Finn, may the GOD of heaven welcome you into paradise.

120,650,907

Total miles racked up by Atlantis in its 32 missions over 25 years. This one shuttle has spent 294 days in space, and orbited earth 4648 times, and now she is grounded. I'm a little torn. Part of me does not like to see tax dollars tossed at the space program, but another part of me demands to know why a replacement has not been developed. Private companies and Russia wil now bear the burdon of space flight as the shuttles cokmplete their remaining missions. It is the end of an era.
Space flight has brought a lot to man kind. It has fueled development in many areas. Cordless tools were sparked by the demands of space, food packaging and dehydrated foods also came about thanks to space flight. It has been the necessity which sparked a lot of invention.
But what else will come of it? Apollo flights confirmed that the moon was not made of cheese, and was unfit for habitation, something a good kids telescope could also do.
There is talk of colonizing mars, but how will that benefit earth? The cost to transport food, or products there and back will be prohibitive. Maybe we could stick the liberals there so they can escape glowbull whoring. What about a penal colony? That would be humane, and would get them off earth forever.
I guess the next step will come from American entrepeneurs, that is provided the gov does not screw it all to hell.
Thanks to all the astronauts who have taken the flight. I'm proud, even if some times I see it as a waste of money.

Home depot help

My wife has a notorious brown thumb. I went to Home Depot and asked i they had any suggestions for stuff that would be impossible for her to kill, they recommended Kudsu, and dandylions.