Saturday low information voter joke

A low information voter was having a lot of difficulty in French class. To encourage him, his teacher said, "You'll know you're really beginning to get it when you start dreaming in French."

The low information voter ran into class all excited one day, saying, "Teacher, teacher! I had a dream last night and everyone was talking in French!"

"Great!" said the teacher; "what were they saying?"

"I don't know," the low information voter replied; "I couldn't understand a word they were saying." Then he went to a support Hillary rally.

Whaddamaroon

Obungler is set to attack Syria. They pose no threat to the United States. The war there is between Alquaida and the Syrian regime. Neither is a good group. We have no interests in Syria at this time.
The only reason I can see for any attack on Syria would be to prevent WMDs falling into the hands of the terrorists. If some thug leader wants to use chemical weapons on his own people, what is that to us? ( OK, mooslimes, a good thing.)
The Constitution gives the power to declre war to congress. Congress could turn Obambi on his ear by declaring war on the islamist faction who are in Syria. That would put a crimp in the ass holes style. Instead, we have Obozo, once again, making war with OUR military, and without authorization. At least Hitler had his puppet Reichstag give him the power to attack Poland. I guess we can cross Hitler analogies off our list of disses to piss off libtards, Barry is much much worse.
My take? Since several groups have threatened to attack Israel if we do anything to Syria, this may be his way of assaulting GOD's chosen people. May he fail.

A little morning humor

My kind of kids book

Are you fed up with the way our schools spoon feed garbage to kids? are you tired of all the lame excuses the media makes for islamofascists? Do you want your children or grand children to know the truth about these terrorist scum, Here is a starting point. This will give your kids something to work on while also feeding them the truth like no public school would ever dare. We just need to let them know that their president book needs a correction, ObamAA- is an imposter.

A little morning humor

Alex Rodriguez never gets clutch hits in October, yet his fans insist on comparing him to Babe Ruth.

So A-Rod tries to get as close as he can to Ruth-type achievements.

Before the playoffs last year, A-Rod went to a hospital and promised a dying kid that he'd ground out to second base for him.

And I was at the game, people, it's true - A-Rod pointed to second base.

For anyone who cares, I'm no longer a baseball fan. I have followed the doping scandals with little interest. These guys are supposed to be role models for our kids. Any wonder we have fucked up kids. It goes deeper then that though, much deeper.

Scary stuff

A teen in Minnesota was attacked by a wolf while camping with friends. The attack happened by Lake Winnibigoshish early Saturday. The teen was part of a group of four who had camped out at the lake.
Wolves and Coyotes are members of the dog family. They can readily interbreed, so in my book, they are the same species. Their genetics does not lend well to domestication, much like pitbulls and Rottweilers. Its in their DNA.
Authorities are waiting on test results to determine whether a 75 lb wolf killed near the camp is the same one that attacked Noah Graham. Minnesota and several other northeren states have gone to great lengths to reintroduce wolves into areas where they were erradicated to protect livestock and people. I guess the liberals at the Sierra Club and PETA are slow learners. We need to get rid of these animals before they cause serious harm. Oh, and the wolves should go as well.

A little morning humor

I never liked Eliot Spitzer until he got busted with a hooker.

Then I was sorry to see him leave office.

I felt like there was finally someone in the government who represented my interests.