Tuesday, January 18, 2011

Patriotic Texan

I saw a fundamentalist Muslim extremist fall into the Rio Grande River this morning; he was struggling to stay afloat because of all the guns and bombs he was carrying.

Along with him was an illegal Mexican drug cartel member who was also struggling to stay afloat because of the large backpack of drugs that was strapped to his back.

If they didn't get help, they'd surely drown.

Being a responsible Texan, I informed the El Paso County Sheriff 's Office and Homeland Security .

It is now 4 p.m., both have drowned, and neither authority has responded.

I'm starting to think I wasted two good stamps for nothing.

1 comment:

CharlieDelta said...

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