Saturday low information voter joke

A liberal arrives home late on a cold, windy and moonless night, covered in cowshit.

"Harry! Whatever happened?" cried his wife.

"Well, when I came out of the bar it was such a terrible night I decided to take a short cut across the meadow. On the way my beret blew off and I tried on three others before I found mine".

 

Then he went and watched CNN.