Something to start your day off right

Husband and wife agreed that anytime they wants to have sex they'll call it a "phone call". One day they had a fight n the wife stopped talking to the husband and they were talking to each other through their kids. the husband to his son:Tell mommy daddy wants to make a phone call Wife replies:Tell daddy the network is down today. Dad replies:Tell your mom that if there's no network at home,I'll go to a public phone. Wife to her son:Tell your dad if he dare go to a public phone,I'll open a call center at home.