7 types of sex

SMURF SEX: This kind of sex happens when you first meet someone and you both have sex until you are blue in the face.

KITCHEN SEX: This is when you have been with your partner for a short time and you are so horny you will have sex anywhere, even in the kitchen.

BEDROOM SEX: This is when you have been with your partner for a long time. Your sex has gotten routine and you usually have sex only in your bedroom.

HALLWAY SEX: This is when you have been with your partner for too long. When you pass each other in the hallway you both say "fuck you."

RELIGIOUS SEX: Which means you get Nun in the morning, Nun in the Afternoon and Nun at night. (Very Popular)

COURTROOM SEX: This is when you cannot stand your wife any more. She takes you to court and screws you in front of everyone.

And last, but not least...

SOCIAL SECURITY SEX: You get a little each month. But not enough to live on.