Saturday low information voter joke

The low information wife of a low information voter gives birth at the hospital.  When her husband arrives the nurse says, ”Congratulations, your wife has had quints.”

“Quints,” the low information voter says with an inquisitive voice, “What the hell
are quints?”

The nurse responds, “Five babies, all boys.”

The liberal sticks out his chest and says,
"I'm not surprised, I have a penis on me like a chimney."

The nurse replies,
"You might want to consider getting it cleaned, the babies are all black."