This morning as I was buttoning my shirt a button fell off.
After that, I picked up my briefcase and the handle fell off.
Then I went to open the door and the doorknob fell off.
I got into my car and the door handle came off in my hand.
Now I badly need to pee....
In The Mailbox: 04.19.24 (Evening Edition)
1 hour ago
1 comment:
Ask the guy standing at the urinal next to your's to do you a small favor.
In this "anything goes" world of 2013 your chances are 50/50 you'll either get punched out or gain a new friend.
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