An atheist was fishing in Scotland one day when
his boat was suddenly attacked by the Loch Ness Monster. The boat
capsized and the man was flung from the boat. As he flew towards the
monster's open mouth, he screamed; "Oh God, help me!"
Immediately everything was frozen in place. The ferocious attack
stopped and the atheist was left suspended in mid-air. A booming voice
came down from the sky: "I thought you didn't believe in me!"
"Come on God, give me a break," said the man. "Two minutes ago I didn't believe in the Loch Ness Monster either!"
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Gotta tell that one to Father David at the lovely missus' church. He loves a good joke.............
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