Saturday, February 7, 2015

A little morning humor

My best friend was recently in a serious car crash.
Late in the night he regained consciousness. He found himself in agonizing pain in the hospital's ICU, with tubes up his nose, wires monitoring every function and a gorgeous female doctor hovering over him. He realized he'd obviously been in a serious accident.

She gave him a deep look straight into the eyes, and he heard her slowly say,

"You may not feel anything from the waist down."

Somehow he managed to mumble in reply,

"Can I feel your tits, then?"

That, my friends, is a positive attitude!

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