Dr Dao was lucky

The latest scandal to smash Untied Airlines happened at O'Hare where a giant hare, was found dead in the cargo hold. Simon the rabbit was traveling from Heathrow to his new owners, but died in route. The valuable animal had undergone a check up prior to the flight and was fit as a fiddle. Simon was a giant continental rabbit. Sorry for calling him a hare, it was a play on words. Yes, I'm the guy who tells dead people jokes at a funeral.