Thousands of college students may die

A gang of thieves has reportedly stolen $100,000 worth of Ramen noodles. I am flabbergasted! How big a truck does it take to haul $100,000 worth of Ramen noodles? Is such a rig legal to operate on American roads? I know they have land trains in Australia, but would they be large enough?
I suppose the flip side of this is it could be a group of millennials, tired of playing grand theft auto, and having worked up an appetite, decided to get extra of their favorite meal. Then again, are millennials ambitious enough? Do they have the attention span to pull it off?
In the mean time, If you have extra Ramen noodles laying about, consider donating them to a nearby college. If you don't, simply put a few old shoe laces in a bag, they won't know the difference.