Fuck islam day

Barbara Walters, of 20/20, did a story on gender roles in Kabul ,Afghanistan , several years before the Afghan conflict.

She noted that women customarily walked five paces behind their husbands.

She recently returned to Kabul and observed that women still walk five pace behind
their husbands.

Despite the overthrow of the oppressive Taliban regime, the women now seem happy to maintain the old custom.

Ms Walters approached one of the Afghani women and asked, 'Why do you now seem happy with an old custom that you once tried so desperately to change?'

The woman looked Ms Walters straight in the eyes, and without hesitation said, “Land mines.”

A little morning humor

A Chinaman, an American,  a Frenchman and a Muslim are travelling together in a railway compartment.

The Chinese man eats half his lunch and throws the rest of the rice out of the window, saying "in my country we have so much rice we can afford to throw some away".

Not to be outdone, the American opens his wallet and throws a few dollar bills out of the window, saying "in my country we have so much money, we can afford to throw some away".

The mooslime looks nervously at the Frog and says "I hope you're not getting any silly ideas...."

Just saw on facebook

Girl and boy are chatting on FB..

GF: Please stay up just a little longer? I really want to talk to you.

BF: No, sorry i gotta go

GF: Pleeeeeeeaaaaasssse?

Bf: No! My mom said if I don't go to sleep now she'll come down
here and bash my head on the keyboaryujehs ndbhuji dcb fnekd
xnedj ucdu cedtmjg tjmgjea

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A little morning humor

A little boy was sitting  on the footpath with a bottle of Turpentine.

He was shaking it up and watching all the bubbles.

A Priest came along and asked the little boy what he had.

The little boy said, 'This is the most powerful liquid in the world;
it's called Turpentine.'

The Priest said, 'No, the most powerful liquid in the world is Holy
Water. If you rub it on a pregnant woman's belly, she'll pass a healthy
baby.'

The little boy replied, 'If you rub turpentine on a cat's ass, he'll
pass a Harley Davidson !'

A little morning humor

I got stuck in the snow on the way home the other night and had to sleep in the car. It was no fun, let me tell you - I was hungry, lonely and f*cking freezing. I barely slept a wink.
In the morning the snow had melted a bit and I was able to continue on my way.
Having had such a shit night, I decided to go round to my girlfriend's house.
When I got there I parked outside, looked up and saw her at her bedroom window.
She looked so happy to see me. Suddenly I was overcome with emotion because I was so pleased to see her too. We've been together for three years so far and had some wonderful times.
I know it may sound soppy and over-the-top but, at that moment in time, there was no-one else on Earth that I wanted to be with. She was the one.

I got out of the car and made my way towards her front door. The front lawn was a blanket of untouched snow and, with my girlfriend still watching me, an idea crossed my mind. Giddy with emotion, I stepped onto the lawn, got down on one knee and began to carve a message in the snow, letter by letter........................HANNAH, WILL YOU MA...
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I survived

I don't share a lot of personal details in my blog posts. I get on the iternet to rant and rave about the insanity befalling our nation, and to mock liberalism, the cancer that is destroying us. The reason I don't share much personal is because I'm not looking for a pity party. Last year I took a bad fall and injured my neck. I've been off work since, trying to heal up. In a lot of ways, its been a failure. As teh months have progressed, we've tried many solutions. None helped. things continued to deterioriate, and last week we finally had surgical intervention. The jokes are preposted. I have a stockpile of them to run through July, so they will continue to flow. Until my neck heals enough that I can manage to be on the computer for more then a couple of minutes at a time, posting will be necessarily light. I follow all of my blog buddies, I can read just fine. Its putting my hands onto the keyboard that gives problems. I don't want to do anything that might prevent a full recovery, and hte doctors say that being on a keyboard isn't healthy at this point. I will try to keep people posted as best I can. I am on fcebook, clicking like and share is nothing, and I do that a lot.