A little morning humor

A little boy was sitting  on the footpath with a bottle of Turpentine.

He was shaking it up and watching all the bubbles.

A Priest came along and asked the little boy what he had.

The little boy said, 'This is the most powerful liquid in the world;
it's called Turpentine.'

The Priest said, 'No, the most powerful liquid in the world is Holy
Water. If you rub it on a pregnant woman's belly, she'll pass a healthy
baby.'

The little boy replied, 'If you rub turpentine on a cat's ass, he'll
pass a Harley Davidson !'