A little boy was sitting on the footpath with a bottle of Turpentine.
He was shaking it up and watching all the bubbles.
A Priest came along and asked the little boy what he had.
The little boy said, 'This is the most powerful liquid in the world;
it's called Turpentine.'
The Priest said, 'No, the most powerful liquid in the world is Holy
Water. If you rub it on a pregnant woman's belly, she'll pass a healthy
baby.'
The little boy replied, 'If you rub turpentine on a cat's ass, he'll
pass a Harley Davidson !'
To quote the late Bob Grant: It's sick and getting sicker!
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