Octomom posed nude?

Well, not exactly, she did a topless spread for some Eew-you're-a-peon Magazine and it got coverage in TMZ. Seriously, can you believe Vivid offered her a million bucks to pose full nude? They must be wanting to go bankrupt.
Yucktomom is an American of Assyrian Iraqi decent. While not muslim, we never see them near nude, the spread gives you an idea of their genetic make up and clarifies the reason that they wear veils. This also explains why all fourteen of her kids were test tube babies, and her husband, poor guy, never fathered any of them. All I can say is thank GOD our troops are not bringing home trophy brides.
The purpose of this post is not to compete with Denny and Saturday boobage. Go there now for eye relief, I don't have any bleach left.

A guy walks into a bar

The bartender asks the guy sitting at the bar, "What'll you have?" The guy answers, "A scotch, please." The bartender hands him the drink, and says "That'll be five dollars," to which the guy replies, "What are you talking about? I don't owe you anything for this."

A lawyer, sitting nearby and overhearing the conversation, then says to the bartender, "You know, he's got you there. In the original offer, which constitutes a binding contract upon acceptance, there was no stipulation of remuneration."

The bartender was not impressed, but says to the guy, "Okay, you beat me for a drink. But don't ever let me catch you in here again."

The next day, same guy walks into the bar. Bartender says, "What the heck are you doing in here? I can't believe you've got the audacity to come back!"

The guy says, "What are you talking about? I've never been in this place in my life!" The bartender replies, "I'm very sorry, but this is uncanny. You must have a double."

To which the guy replies, "Thank you. Make it a scotch."

This isn't about race

The dumbasses at American Pravda are still attempting to stoke the race card in the death of Trayvon Martin, the seventeen year old gang banger wannabe whose life was ended when he came to a gun fight with out even a knife. You would think some one who grew up in Florida would have figured it out. Florida has some of the best gun laws in the nation. It has helped to bring the crime rate there under control. Why? Because most gang bangers are smarter then Trayvon Martin. Even his side kick in criminal thuggery Shawn Tyson knew to pick on foreigners because they would be less likely to be armed then the average American.
AP is still in a tizzle though about Zimmermans race. Its not complicated. His father was a caucasian, his mother Peruvian Figure it out dumbasses, his race is human. Quit feeding the race baiting poverty pimps. Je$$e Jack$on doesn't need to make another fortune off this death.

Looks like a muslim honor killing

Shaima Alawadi was found unconsious on her kitchen floor last Wednesday. It is being tossed arround by the Council of AntiAmerican Islamic Reactionaries as a hate crime. I smell a rat. I read this yesterday, and my BS meter pegged. I saw over at Atlas that I'm not the only one.
America is woefully lacking in ardent muslim haters. Sure, there are a lot of  people, me included who do not trust muslims an inch, but I have yet to meet anyone who would rise up and do something like this.
Heres hoping they arrest the perp before she is sent back to Iraq. my guess is her killer will be going back there with her.

Justice for Trayvon

The sad part is, I think he may already have received it.
When this story first hit the main stream, Martin was painted as a wholesome black kid who did well in school and was just walking home from the store. The encounter was made out to be at best, a rash act by a scared wanna be cop.
When this first broke, Zimmerman was described as a white Hispanic. Seriously, WTF? OK, its an easy thing to mess up. I'm a white, but I'm darker then most Hispanics, and even darker then some blacks. So if Zimmerman is a white Hispanic, does that make ObamAA+ a White Arab? remember, he's only 1/16th African, 7/16 Arab, half white, and all communist.
Back to Martin. We learned early on that he had been suspended from school. The press tried to tell us it was for excessive tardiness, but his fathers first statements claimed it was for trespassing on school property. Busted AP. Now we learn, that aint true either. he was suspended for having an empty bag that had pot residue on it. That means the little shit was a pusher. Small time maybe, we may never know since juvie records are kept hush hush. Now we learn that he had a prior suspension for being caught with stolen jewelry in his back pack at school. Property he claims belonged to another student whom he refused to name. I'm thinking he is a liar.
We also know he was supposedly grounded at dads place. Grounded? And he is at the 7Eleven? Really? Who are you trying to feed shit to? I know, I know, liberals eat it up.
We now know from witness statements that Martin was on top of Zimmerman. We know that he pursued Zimmerman, punched him knocking him to the ground, and beat his head into the side walk. Yup, just an innocent little black child here.
So how did the gun come out? Did Zimmerman pull it in a last ditch effort to protect himself? If so, he was certainly justified. I doubt that though. The fired shell was still in the chamber. My bet is that in the course of assaulting Zimmerman Martin saw the gun and attempted to take it. If the police were able to dust it for prints, that will give us a good answer.
we know from witness statements that after the shot, Zimmerman was on top of Martin holding him down. Was he really? The first aid for a gunshot is to apply pressure to the wound. Is that what Zimmerman was doing? he may also have been trying to keep Martin down to minimize loss of blood. I don't know, I can only guess. Every detail I read tells me that Martin got justice in the form of a bullet. It was his choice. never bring a knife to a gun fight, and for the love of money, don't come unarmed. The NO_LIMIT_NIGGA now knows his limits.

Upgrade!

I built my first AR-15 almost 24 years ago. I purchased the lower, actually two of them, from a friend who had an FFL. They were expensive, $39.95 and tax. They came from Esential Arms in Lousiana, and even today, they are a highly recommended brand. I picked up the parts kit for arround $200 with shipping from a company called Nessard In Lake Zurich Illinois. They took forever to ship it, and for a while, I thought I'd been ripped off. They were that back logged, and their phones were busy all day every day. I finally got through by calling at 6:59 in the morning, right as the secretary got to her desk and got my order in. It took six weeks for delivery. If you look at the pictures, you will notice, its a bastard. The upper receiver has A-1 style rear sights, but an A-2 bump similar to a Canadian Diemaco. Every one was retooling to A-2 standards, and the market was screaming for guns, guns, guns. You'd have thought ObamAA+ just got elected, it was that bad. When the parts kit arrived, nothing was assembled. Today, if you order a kit, it comes with most of the upper built. This one didn't even have the sights assembled. it was a fun build. There was a little filing and fitting to be done, but I had a fully assembled AR done in a day.

The grip and hand guard rings are also A-2 spec, and the barrel is the heavy one as well, The hand guards were el cheapo, no heat shields, and the finish was shit. I aquired a set of A-1 triangular grips and stuck them on instead. I hated how the cheap ones got hot with only a few rounds.

It was a bastard indeed, but it shot great. I was used to the AR, having served in the Army at that point for nine years, but this one upped the ante a whole bunch. If you think I'm complaining, I'm not. I shot expert every time I qualified, and was only ever out shot by a peer once. I respected the M-16, I just never considered them a tack driver until I built this one.
Back then, parts kits were junk compared to what is available today. Nesard, Sarco, and Old Sarge all pumped junked military stuff onto the civilian market. Nesard is now Model 1 Sales, and a lot of guys swear by them. They offer a good variety of options, probably the largest selection on the internet.

A couple of months ago, I was poking arround a pawn shop when I came upon this set of grips. Seems some lucky GI got them as a present from his wife. The only problem, his rifle had a 16 inch gas pipe, these are for a 20 incher. They fit fine though, and enable me to add a bipod, kelly grip for the range. I've got a scope mount fitted into the carry handle. The scope got switched to another rifle because that mount sets it too dang high for comfort. I like a nice cheek weld, not a chin one. I've been debating on upgrading the upper. I love my barrel, but would really go for an A-3 upper. I've been debating on just changing the upper and keeping the barrel, or on adding another upper to my collection, Ogden pawn has some nice ones in, 20 inch A-3s from DPMS, and I am tempted.

Any questions?

Herman Cain is raising cain again! This one should send the libtarded PETA pukes over the cliff.

Whats wrong with democrats?

Democrat Brad Miller USeless Representative from North Carolina says he would cheer for the Taliban over Duke. I guess they are still butthurt over the fact that the Duke scandal turned out to be race baiting.
I hate to think what Miami will face when the truth about the Trevon Martin shooting finally sinks in.

A Montana redneck

In Kansas it would have been a Chevy.

Suck it libs.

We now have proof he aint heartless. Now, can you all show proof ObamAA+ has a brain? Didn't think so.

Laugh of the day.

Kazakhstan's Maria Dmitrienko won gold at the arab shooting championships in Kuwait. No hard feat, most of em shoot like shit which is why they use bomb vests. They are guaranteed to kill one useless asshole that way.
Off subject, sorry, when Maria went for the medal ceremony, they played the song from Borat. From the looks of the video, she didn't know the difference. But hey, they have clean prostitutes. Wait, a muslim country with prostitutes? They must mean the sheep.
Maybe she can demand a discount on the next bomb vest.

How stupid!

When I saw this headline I thought the woman had perished. She survived. America's addiction to texting is insane. People will spend hours doing it for what could have been a ten minute conversation. It wastes work time, is extremely distracting, and as this woman shows, dangerous. When people text me, I go to the message, then press 9. It calls them back and I ask them what they want. the stock answer is "Why didn't you read my text? to which I reply, I am too busy. I can talk on a blue tooth and work, but to read a text I need to pull off the road, find my reading glasses, and then reply. I can talk faster and get it done with.
Texting has its place. suppose you are in an imporant meeting and need a document. You can text a collegue or your secretary to bring it to you, and not disrupt the conference, or miss information.
So here's to Bonnie Miller, most recent EPA violation for shit in a river. But not a Darwin award winner...yet.

Been a bear of a week

Sorry for the light posting. I had knee surgery last Monday and am supposed to be resting and recovering. How well does that work out? not very. I have some of the best friends in the world, They don't want me sitting home being bored and doing nothing. I got invited to go shooting on Saturday. Turn down a few hours at the range? are you nuts? Of course I went. Ended up being out for close to ten hours. There were about 25 of us and we had a cook out after the shoot out. Lots of fun artillery. most of the guys brought shotguns, and we threw some blue rock. The competition was intense to say the least. Some of those guys can shoot! The selection of guns were mostly practical hunter arms. I think I was the only one to bring a black gun. they had every thing from 30-06 down to .17 mag and 30-30s were in abundance. I was trying to take it easy on my knee, so I shyed away from the heavy gear. One fellow had a 25-20 lever action, and he chipped away at the targets quite well. All in all, a great time.

The three rings of marriage

I learned that marriage has three rings. No, its not a three ring circus of job and kids and spouse. Its just three simple rings. First there is the engagement ring followed by the wedding ring followed by the suffeRING.
Have a great weekend even if your take home pay won't get you home. Just mark it on your calender, another Obama promise kept!

Ben & Fairy's is at it again

The uber libtarded ice cream maker has yet another flavor to offend. Their Lin sanity was a bust, so they are back to the gay marriage canard. Apply ever After? They could just as well have used a shitty banana.
I believe homosexuality is wrong. I give it no more consideration then I would alcoholism. Neither is a life style pleasing to GOD. Homosexuals are demanding preferential treatment. Frankly, people should keep their bedroom affairs private and not force it down every ones throat. Voters in liberal California couldn't stomach it and passed a constitutional amendment outlawing it. too bad the extremist and so often wrong appeals court is fighting the will of the people tooth and nail.
Don't go off and boycott Ben & Jerry's. If you can stomach their liberal BS, have at it. I aint touched their shit in years.

ObamAA+ to swap Biden for Hillary?

Please!


We can all use a laugh.

Parenting for Professionals 101

This kid may become something more then a statistic. Kudos to the dad. Expect liberal screaming in 4-3-2-1.

End of an Era

The Big E has set sail on what is to be its final voyage. Having served for fifty years, it is the oldest and best known American Carrier and the second oldest vessel in the fleet. The Big E is also the longest naval vessel in the world, a one of a kind ship.
Its sad to see her go. The Enterprise name has a lot of meaning to several generations of sailors and is the eighth ship to proudly bear the name.
Fifty years is a long time. She has served us well, and her replacement, the Gerald Ford is set for commissioning in 2015. The fiscal mismanagement of the national budget by ObamAA+ and the democrats means we have to make cutbacks in several areas, and its smart to cut the Enterprise now. She is a one of a kind, so maintenance is difficult. Every part is near unique, and requires hand crafting.
Many hope the ship can be converted into a museum. That is not likely to happen as the work of defueling her reactors will demolish a good portion of the ship.
The next carrier built will be the John F Kennedy, and a petition is alive to get CVN-80 named as the ninth Enterprise.

An important chart

Found an interesting chart for those of you who support government by consuming alcohol, it should matter to you especially if you are a regular at GGDF .
So my question is, why do people who enjoy beer live in places like Hawaii, Georgia and Alabama? Hell, why don't they all move to Wyoming?

One possible explanation

Ok, this is strange, sixty heads were found on a Southwest airlines flight. At first it might sound like a shipment from a drug cartel, or a very bad accident. I have a simpler explanation, they were bound for Washington and the U.S. Senate as replacements in case democrats there can't manage to pull their own out of their asses and approve the Keystone XL pipeline. Believe what you want, dingy Harry and his cronies aint got a brain cell between em.

Time to change lottery rules

Does it seem strange to you that a person who wins the lottery continues to collect food stamps? Denny has long referred to the lottery as a tax on the poor. I agree with him big time. This bitch is just another example of the poor who win. A million bucks and she still collects food stamps? Some thing wrong here, big time.
Now I don't want to discourage the poor from paying their fair share, so I don't want to be too drastic, but part of the game should be that if you win you lose assistance for a period of time. I'd suggest forever even if you lose, but that's just me, I hate the lottery. Lets try this for size, If a person wins less then $500 no change for them in the system. For dollar amounts between 500 and 1000 they lose benefits for a month, and an additional month for every thousand of winnings. I'd put a forever cap some where in there, but my gut feeling is that most people who win have it blown in short order. I would guess they chew it up at a rate of ten grand a month or better, and the big winners even faster. Seems I recall one guy who won a million who was dead broke in under two years. Memory could be wrong though.

Buh Bye Moonbat

Crazy Dennis lost in the primary. The liberal freak got tossed due to redistricting after Ohio lost two seats in congress. Don't expect we've heard the last of him, people who are too crazy to hold a regular job tend to stay in the public eye sore for a long time. Maybe he can join Cynthia McCommie in running weapons to the Palistidiots.
What they kept aint much better. Lets hope the losers along Lake Erie are what left the state prior to 2010.

Good move Iowa

Governor Terry Branstad signed legislation making it a crime for animal rights activists to go undercover in their quest to demonize businesses that feed America. PETA is becoming increasingly unwelcome through out America's bread basket. The highways of South Dakota are lined with signs telling them to get lost.
Maybe PETA should focus on their own treatment of animals and leave the rest to the grown ups.

Of course she didn't

Sandra Fluke, pronounced fluck, isn't accepting Rush's apology. That should come as no suprise.
First and foremost, it was no insult unless you are a slut, in which case you were demeaned by the association of htis skank with your name.
But more important, this is about shifting the focus of the debate from whether a religious institution, Georgetown, can be forced to do something they find morally reprehensible. The left needed to make that shift so people would forget what the real issue is. This is a version of the 9-11 attack where the government used it as a reason to strip us of rights in exchange for supposed safety. So too now, the liberal media is chipping away at religious liberty in the name of diversity.
Why else would a thirty year old woman go in front of congress and portray herself to be a poor twenty three year old innocent girl?
Sandra is far worse then a slut. She is a whore for those who would steal religious liberty in the name of diversity and privacy. Sandra, go take a flying fluke at a rolling donut.

Supper at Olive Garden

We had supper tonight at Olive Garden. I ordered the Mixed Grill.

The waiter asked" How would you like that cooked?"

I said, "Grilled of course."

He said, "Thats not what I meant, would you like it rare---"

I said, "No, I want chicken, not spotted Owl."

He said, "I guess you don’t know, rare is a way of cooking, You can have it rare, or well done---"

I said. "Does it cost more to get it well done?"

He siad, "uh, no."

I said, "Well, then, will you charge me less if it isn’t well done"?

He said, "Don’t be crazy---"

I said,"then it better be very well done, I expect good service."

He brought it raw. Sigh.

He should at least hire competent forgers

It appeasrs that ObamAA+s selective service registration may be forged as well. You would think that the democraps would ensure theat every piece of paper they toss out there is meticulous in its authenticity, or maybe they think they can redirect public focus as was done by Worthless Willie when Monica gate broke and he bombed Iraq to divert attention.

call me a birther, I don't care.

Is Cebull racist or stupid?

A Federal Judge in Montana forwarded an E=mail from his office computer that goes  “A little boy said to his mother; ‘Mommy, how come I’m black and you’re white?’ His mother replied, ‘Don’t even go there Barack! From what I can remember about that party, you’re lucky you don’t bark!’”
It created a fire storm and accusations that he is a racist. Cebull was appointed as a magistrate in 1998 and advanced to federal judge in 2001. So far no one is claiming him, or pointing fingers as to who recommended him for advancement. We don't know if he is a regressive or a conservative.
What we do know is that people are twisting the context of the joke to imply that Stanley Obama was into beastiality. Thats not the case in my book, consider the joke below;
A blonde a brunette and a redhead were sitting in the OBGYNs office. The redhead announced, “I’m going to have a girl because I was on top when I got pregnant.”
The brunette said, “I’m gonna have a boy because my husband was on top when I got pregnant”.
The blonde burst into tears and screamed,” I’m going to have puppies”.
I think the intent is to say she was stupid. make that dumb. When you consider that kids are oft refered to as a chip off the old block, well, its easy to see why this joke is making ht rounds. Barry aint the sharpest knife in the drawer. heck, he's duller then a spoon.
Good reader though, good reader.