Supper at Olive Garden

We had supper tonight at Olive Garden. I ordered the Mixed Grill.

The waiter asked" How would you like that cooked?"

I said, "Grilled of course."

He said, "Thats not what I meant, would you like it rare---"

I said, "No, I want chicken, not spotted Owl."

He said, "I guess you don’t know, rare is a way of cooking, You can have it rare, or well done---"

I said. "Does it cost more to get it well done?"

He siad, "uh, no."

I said, "Well, then, will you charge me less if it isn’t well done"?

He said, "Don’t be crazy---"

I said,"then it better be very well done, I expect good service."

He brought it raw. Sigh.