Advice for my readers

Okay, I'm going out on a limb and betting that most of us cannot afford to buy a Gwyneth Paltrow This stinks like my nasty vagina candle.
Here is how to make your own DIY version, and it won't gross you out like a forty seven year old pair of briefs that missed the washer.
First, get a can of tuna in oil and a cotton string.
Next, using a small screw driver, punch a hole in the top of the can. Be careful not to punch all the way through.
Then insert the cotton string into the hole making sure you get enough into the can to wick up the vegetable oil. Trim the string and light.
When the oil is burnt out you can open the can and make a tuna fish sandwich.