When you cross a crooked liar err lawyer and a crooked politician?
An ugly brat named Chelsea. Poor Marc, it must be hell to have to settle for something that ugly. I don't know, maybe he needs glasses, or maybe he has his head up his ass and cannot see through all the shit. Back in 1993, The media told us that she would be a beauty in a few years. Sorry, the girls is as ugly as her mother, or maybe even worse. As a debate rages in Europe regarding Sharia law, the best case argument for the burka and full face veil is about to be wed. Now my first ex wife can go back to being the uglest available female in America. truth be told, her ugly is on the inside, Chelseas oozes out of every pore.
Then again, it may just be an aranged political marriage. He may be a rising star of the dumbascraps. We all understand that Hillary was there to generate sympathy for Worthless Willie when he got caught with his pants down. I mean, seriously, when A guy is married to something like Hillary, or Chelsea, who could blame them for getting a little (if you could ever call Monica little) on the side?
Lets all pray that on the first morning of the honeymoon that Chelsea does not wake to find a chewed up arm under her pillow.
Last thing, I heard that the wedding was expected to cost in excess of three million smackers, is $2,995,000 of that bribe money to get the poor sap to kiss her?
Friday, July 30, 2010
Thursday, July 29, 2010
Craigslist Personals
Warning, the story you are about to read is true, the names have been changed to protect the not-so-innocent. (Har)
To the Guy Who Tried to Mug Me in Downtown Topeka night before last.
Date: 2010-07-27, 1 :43 a.m. E.S.T.
I was the guy wearing the black Burberry jacket that you demanded that I hand over, shortly after you pulled the knife on me and my girlfriend, threatening our lives. You also asked for my girlfriend's purse and earrings. I can only hope that you somehow come across this rather important message.
First, I'd like to apologize for your embarrassment; I didn't expect you to actually crap in your pants when I drew my pistol after you took my jacket. The evening was not that cold, and I was wearing the jacket for a reason. My girlfriend had just bought me that Springfield Model 1911 .45 ACP pistol for my birthday, and we had picked up a shoulder holster for it that very evening. Obviously you agree that it is a very intimidating weapon when pointed at your head ... isn't it?!
I know it probably wasn't fun walking back to wherever you'd come from with that brown sludge in your pants. I'm sure it was even worse walking bare-footed since I made you leave your shoes, cell phone, and wallet with me. [That prevented you from calling or running to your buddies to come help mug us again]..
After I called your mother or "Momma" as you had her listed in your cell, I explained the entire episode of what you'd done. Then I went and filled up my gas tank as well as those of four other people in the gas station, -- on your credit card. The guy with the big motor home took 150 gallons and was extremely grateful!
I gave your shoes to a homeless guy outside Jeremiah Bullfrogs Bar and Grill, along with all the cash in your wallet. [That made his day!]
I then threw your wallet into the big pink "pimp mobile" that was parked at the curb ..... after I broke the windshield and side window and keyed the entire driver's side of the car.
Later, I called a bunch of phone sex numbers from your cell phone. Ma Bell just now shut down the line, although I only used the phone for a little over a day now, so what 's going on with that? Earlier, I managed to get in two threatening phone calls to the DA's office and one to the FBI, while mentioning President Obama as my possible target.
The FBI guy seemed really intense and we had a nice long chat (I guess while he traced your number etc.).
In a way, perhaps I should apologize for not killing you ... but I feel this type of retribution is a far more appropriate punishment for your threatened crime.. I wish you well as you try to sort through some of these rather immediate pressing issues, and can only hope that you have the opportunity to reflect upon, and perhaps reconsider, the career path you've chosen to pursue in life. Remember, next time you might not be so lucky.Have a good day!
Thoughtfully yours,
Brian
To the Guy Who Tried to Mug Me in Downtown Topeka night before last.
Date: 2010-07-27, 1 :43 a.m. E.S.T.
I was the guy wearing the black Burberry jacket that you demanded that I hand over, shortly after you pulled the knife on me and my girlfriend, threatening our lives. You also asked for my girlfriend's purse and earrings. I can only hope that you somehow come across this rather important message.
First, I'd like to apologize for your embarrassment; I didn't expect you to actually crap in your pants when I drew my pistol after you took my jacket. The evening was not that cold, and I was wearing the jacket for a reason. My girlfriend had just bought me that Springfield Model 1911 .45 ACP pistol for my birthday, and we had picked up a shoulder holster for it that very evening. Obviously you agree that it is a very intimidating weapon when pointed at your head ... isn't it?!
I know it probably wasn't fun walking back to wherever you'd come from with that brown sludge in your pants. I'm sure it was even worse walking bare-footed since I made you leave your shoes, cell phone, and wallet with me. [That prevented you from calling or running to your buddies to come help mug us again]..
After I called your mother or "Momma" as you had her listed in your cell, I explained the entire episode of what you'd done. Then I went and filled up my gas tank as well as those of four other people in the gas station, -- on your credit card. The guy with the big motor home took 150 gallons and was extremely grateful!
I gave your shoes to a homeless guy outside Jeremiah Bullfrogs Bar and Grill, along with all the cash in your wallet. [That made his day!]
I then threw your wallet into the big pink "pimp mobile" that was parked at the curb ..... after I broke the windshield and side window and keyed the entire driver's side of the car.
Later, I called a bunch of phone sex numbers from your cell phone. Ma Bell just now shut down the line, although I only used the phone for a little over a day now, so what 's going on with that? Earlier, I managed to get in two threatening phone calls to the DA's office and one to the FBI, while mentioning President Obama as my possible target.
The FBI guy seemed really intense and we had a nice long chat (I guess while he traced your number etc.).
In a way, perhaps I should apologize for not killing you ... but I feel this type of retribution is a far more appropriate punishment for your threatened crime.. I wish you well as you try to sort through some of these rather immediate pressing issues, and can only hope that you have the opportunity to reflect upon, and perhaps reconsider, the career path you've chosen to pursue in life. Remember, next time you might not be so lucky.Have a good day!
Thoughtfully yours,
Brian
A Kansas rancher
A Cowboy from Hays, Kansas walked into a bank in New York City and asked
for the loan officer. He told the loan officer that he was going to
Paris for an international rodeo for two weeks and needed to borrow
$5,000 and that he was not a depositor of the bank. The bank officer
told him that the bank would need some form of security for the loan, so
the Cowboy handed over the keys to a new Ferrari. The car was parked on
the street in front of the bank. The Cowboy produced the title and
everything checked out. The loan officer agreed to hold the car as
collateral for the loan and apologized for having to charge 12%
interest. Later, the bank's president and its officers all enjoyed a
good laugh at the Cowboy from Kansas for using a $250,000 Ferrari as
collateral for a $5,000 loan.
An employee of the bank then drove the Ferrari into the bank's private
underground garage and parked it.
Two weeks later, the Cowboy returned, repaid the $5,000 and the interest
of $23.07. The loan officer said, "Sir, we are very happy to havehad
your business, and this transaction has worked out very nicely, but we
are a little puzzled. While you were away, we checked you out on Dunn &
Bradstreet and found that you are a highly sophisticated investor and
multimillionaire with real estate and financial interests all over the
world. Your investments include a large number of wind turbines around
Hays, Kansas . What puzzles us is, why would you bother to borrow $5,000?"
The good 'ole Kansas Cowboy replied, "Where else in New York City can I
park my car for two weeks for only $23.07 and expect it to be there when
I return?"
Don't mess with Kansans...
for the loan officer. He told the loan officer that he was going to
Paris for an international rodeo for two weeks and needed to borrow
$5,000 and that he was not a depositor of the bank. The bank officer
told him that the bank would need some form of security for the loan, so
the Cowboy handed over the keys to a new Ferrari. The car was parked on
the street in front of the bank. The Cowboy produced the title and
everything checked out. The loan officer agreed to hold the car as
collateral for the loan and apologized for having to charge 12%
interest. Later, the bank's president and its officers all enjoyed a
good laugh at the Cowboy from Kansas for using a $250,000 Ferrari as
collateral for a $5,000 loan.
An employee of the bank then drove the Ferrari into the bank's private
underground garage and parked it.
Two weeks later, the Cowboy returned, repaid the $5,000 and the interest
of $23.07. The loan officer said, "Sir, we are very happy to havehad
your business, and this transaction has worked out very nicely, but we
are a little puzzled. While you were away, we checked you out on Dunn &
Bradstreet and found that you are a highly sophisticated investor and
multimillionaire with real estate and financial interests all over the
world. Your investments include a large number of wind turbines around
Hays, Kansas . What puzzles us is, why would you bother to borrow $5,000?"
The good 'ole Kansas Cowboy replied, "Where else in New York City can I
park my car for two weeks for only $23.07 and expect it to be there when
I return?"
Don't mess with Kansans...
Wednesday, July 28, 2010
the problem with Arizona
Joanne Lin, legislative counsel for the American Civil Liberties Union, said it is alarming that one Arizona county is responsible for a disproportionate share of deportations.
How right she is. the raw numbers from Maricopa county and Sheriff Joe are not the problem, the percentage is! 100% of the counties across the 49 of the states are dismal. 3140 Sheriffs deserve a failing report card.
As the Association of Communist, Liberals, and Undesirables presses to have Arizona's tough (sarc) law over turned, People accross the nation are uniting behind Arizona. People are fed up with the wishywash, whether it is federal state of local.
Bottom line, nuff said.
How right she is. the raw numbers from Maricopa county and Sheriff Joe are not the problem, the percentage is! 100% of the counties across the 49 of the states are dismal. 3140 Sheriffs deserve a failing report card.
As the Association of Communist, Liberals, and Undesirables presses to have Arizona's tough (sarc) law over turned, People accross the nation are uniting behind Arizona. People are fed up with the wishywash, whether it is federal state of local.
Bottom line, nuff said.
Tuesday, July 27, 2010
If I were running
My Daughter would most likely do the same thing. She has been brainwashed by her mother, and not spoken to me OR any of my family since the divorce. For that reason, I find it real hard to get behind this. In fact, until she posts something substantative, I oppose her. And thats saying a lot since I am generaly of the opinion that liars err lawyers make poor judges. Dang Girl, your shit for brains attitude toward your dad has me wanting to support him scoundrel or not.
Oh, and considering how she has apparently acted toward her father, His gift through the stupid son of a bitch in law to his offspring wasn't all that bad an idea. (You should have gotten a hint from the cruddy basket dumbass.)
I hope they have a stat counter, and check it, so please, click the link.
Oh, and considering how she has apparently acted toward her father, His gift through the stupid son of a bitch in law to his offspring wasn't all that bad an idea. (You should have gotten a hint from the cruddy basket dumbass.)
I hope they have a stat counter, and check it, so please, click the link.
I'm torn!
Target has been on my do not shop at list for many years now. from their pro pervert stance to their anti military bias, I have seen little reason to support them. Until today. Seems the company is getting on track, possibly for only a short spurt, but they are supporting republican candidates. Or is this guy a RINO or worse?
Pic here.
Pic here.
Monday, July 26, 2010
Its an old joke
That the definition of an honest politician is, Once he is bought, he stays bought.
The sad part of that is that it appears to be too true. I borrowed a vehicle from a friend this weekend. His radio presets were for talk radio stations, and being a little lazy, I just listened to them as I drove. Normally I steer clear of Beck, Hannity, and above all Rush. Nothing against them, I agree with most of what they say, I just don't need my arteries steam cleaned, as they tend to make my blood boil.
We face a variety of possible roads here in America. We can accept the status quo, where scum like Soros buy and sell politicians, and make them dance like puppets on wires, or we can rebell. In the form of grass roots candidates that is, We can send a message to the power players in Washington by not sending back the folks they back. From Nancy P Lousy to Bitch McConnell. we need to send them all home with tar and feathers adorning their heads. regular house cleaning must become the norm if we are to keep from becoming a country ruled by arseristocraps. maybe we already are.
Carreer politicians? we should never allow them! Boot camp at the local level, brush league at state, then a trip to the majors, but keep it short and sweet. Don't allow them to think they are special. These folks need to be reminded that the represent the people in their home states, not the elite in Washington.
I fear a rebellion in our country. Too many sinister plotters are waiting in the wings for a chance to spring. No matter the best intentions of the folks who might rebell, our nation would be weakened by any such uncivil war, and they would attack. From muslims to despicable dictators, we would face a multitude of armies set on destroying our way of life. We have been a beacon of liberty for many generations, a shining beam of hope for the opressed of the world.
Even as tyrants here seek to enslave, tyrants abroad seek to destroy.
Are we prepared to take on all comers? the ride could begin at any moment.
The sad part of that is that it appears to be too true. I borrowed a vehicle from a friend this weekend. His radio presets were for talk radio stations, and being a little lazy, I just listened to them as I drove. Normally I steer clear of Beck, Hannity, and above all Rush. Nothing against them, I agree with most of what they say, I just don't need my arteries steam cleaned, as they tend to make my blood boil.
We face a variety of possible roads here in America. We can accept the status quo, where scum like Soros buy and sell politicians, and make them dance like puppets on wires, or we can rebell. In the form of grass roots candidates that is, We can send a message to the power players in Washington by not sending back the folks they back. From Nancy P Lousy to Bitch McConnell. we need to send them all home with tar and feathers adorning their heads. regular house cleaning must become the norm if we are to keep from becoming a country ruled by arseristocraps. maybe we already are.
Carreer politicians? we should never allow them! Boot camp at the local level, brush league at state, then a trip to the majors, but keep it short and sweet. Don't allow them to think they are special. These folks need to be reminded that the represent the people in their home states, not the elite in Washington.
I fear a rebellion in our country. Too many sinister plotters are waiting in the wings for a chance to spring. No matter the best intentions of the folks who might rebell, our nation would be weakened by any such uncivil war, and they would attack. From muslims to despicable dictators, we would face a multitude of armies set on destroying our way of life. We have been a beacon of liberty for many generations, a shining beam of hope for the opressed of the world.
Even as tyrants here seek to enslave, tyrants abroad seek to destroy.
Are we prepared to take on all comers? the ride could begin at any moment.
Tuesday, July 20, 2010
Say no to Kagan
Elena Communist Kagan has cleared the Senate Judiciary committee as hack Lindsey Graham became the sole RINO to back her. I'd say kick him out of hte party, but then the dems would have another filabastard majority.
Republican need to stop Kagan. She is an anti military communist cut from the same defective cloth as Barry the bungler. Can she be any worse then Stevens? I would say yes. Stevens rarely, but occasionally showed a thread of common sense. She so far has not.
She has no experience that matters. She has been a professor. We all know the addage, them that can do, those who can't teach. She taught. Her experience in the class room has no bearing on judicial abilities.
Frankly, when it comes to judges, honesty and common sense are the most important details, and the two most often lacking in Lawyers. no court should have a more then a strong minority of lawyers on it, 45% max. Judicial candidates should be divided into two groups, Law Judges, and Lay Judges. Any person with a college major in law, prelaw, criminal science or political science should be classified as a law judge. Those without as lay judges. It takes common sense, honesty, fair mindedness, and integrity to be a judge. Kagan lacks all of these.
Brownback and Roberts will vote no, as will most conservatives. Graham, Snowe, Gregg, Brown and Collins are apt to desert the republicans and vote yes. Call The Senate, and leave a message for these folks, and if they vote yes, REMEMBER IN NOVEMBER.
Republican need to stop Kagan. She is an anti military communist cut from the same defective cloth as Barry the bungler. Can she be any worse then Stevens? I would say yes. Stevens rarely, but occasionally showed a thread of common sense. She so far has not.
She has no experience that matters. She has been a professor. We all know the addage, them that can do, those who can't teach. She taught. Her experience in the class room has no bearing on judicial abilities.
Frankly, when it comes to judges, honesty and common sense are the most important details, and the two most often lacking in Lawyers. no court should have a more then a strong minority of lawyers on it, 45% max. Judicial candidates should be divided into two groups, Law Judges, and Lay Judges. Any person with a college major in law, prelaw, criminal science or political science should be classified as a law judge. Those without as lay judges. It takes common sense, honesty, fair mindedness, and integrity to be a judge. Kagan lacks all of these.
Brownback and Roberts will vote no, as will most conservatives. Graham, Snowe, Gregg, Brown and Collins are apt to desert the republicans and vote yes. Call The Senate, and leave a message for these folks, and if they vote yes, REMEMBER IN NOVEMBER.
Plenty of dead cattle
Kansas livestock growers sustained a serious hit during this heat wave with the loss of 2000 cattle. A larger loss looms as the animals in the feed lots are not packing on hte pounds, normally 4 lbs per day.
Yes, its been hot in Kansas, one of the hottest Julys I can remember, and it has the retards out in force spreading the myth of global warming. Tell ya what libtards, you all hold your breath for ten minutes. If the temp drops, I'll resuscitate you. Or not. The only change in temp it would make is a lot of sofakings assuming room temperature.
Yes, its been hot in Kansas, one of the hottest Julys I can remember, and it has the retards out in force spreading the myth of global warming. Tell ya what libtards, you all hold your breath for ten minutes. If the temp drops, I'll resuscitate you. Or not. The only change in temp it would make is a lot of sofakings assuming room temperature.
Thursday, July 15, 2010
Can we get the reform we need in Washington?
Democrats are poised to take possibly the worst beating in a mid term ever. Incumbants have been challenged and in some cases defeated in bids for reelection. Even a few republicans have gotten the boot this primary season, and the message is clear. shape up or get shipped out. Tax payers are fed up with their crap.
Conservatives may win in 2010, and again in 2012. Here's the problem, memories fade, new voters grow up and have no clue as to what harm the dems do, and thanks to communist professors in our universities, they turn to socialism as the mythical cure all.
To make lasting change, we need a balanced budget ammendment. It needs to be strong, and it needs to address a lot of issues.
1. Tie gov spending to the GDP and unemployment. Establish a clear method of calculating unemployment that takes into account all the people who are underemployd, or not eligible for benefits as well as folks who chose to stay at home.
2. Establish an unemployment threshold of say 4%. anything over, and the gov, all govs must cut spending by 1/4% for every percent of unemployment per quarter. 5% unemployment in the 1q, the budgets get an accross hte board hit. No improvement by the 2nd Q? another slash. unemployment returns to 4% in the 3rd? no cut, but no gov growth either.
3. Limit borrowing. None from foreign entities, whether gov or individuals, and no borrowing except in time of war, and only for war necessities.
4. Slash entitlements. cut the umbilical cord for businesses and foreign governments as well as the lazy.
5. Establish a system whereby the gov takes in taxes in one quarter, determines a budget based on the ammount collected, then spends it the following quarter. We may need to offset the periods, so the collection quarters end in Mar, June, sept, and Dec, and the spending ones start in May, Aug, Nov, and Feb.
6. Eliminate retirement for all elected officials as well as cabinate positions. Require twenty years of service to collect a dime, no matter what the job.
It aint gonna happen, power corrupts, and the best man will turn on his voters after a month in Washington. I know it, you know it, but we still send the SOBs back.
Conservatives may win in 2010, and again in 2012. Here's the problem, memories fade, new voters grow up and have no clue as to what harm the dems do, and thanks to communist professors in our universities, they turn to socialism as the mythical cure all.
To make lasting change, we need a balanced budget ammendment. It needs to be strong, and it needs to address a lot of issues.
1. Tie gov spending to the GDP and unemployment. Establish a clear method of calculating unemployment that takes into account all the people who are underemployd, or not eligible for benefits as well as folks who chose to stay at home.
2. Establish an unemployment threshold of say 4%. anything over, and the gov, all govs must cut spending by 1/4% for every percent of unemployment per quarter. 5% unemployment in the 1q, the budgets get an accross hte board hit. No improvement by the 2nd Q? another slash. unemployment returns to 4% in the 3rd? no cut, but no gov growth either.
3. Limit borrowing. None from foreign entities, whether gov or individuals, and no borrowing except in time of war, and only for war necessities.
4. Slash entitlements. cut the umbilical cord for businesses and foreign governments as well as the lazy.
5. Establish a system whereby the gov takes in taxes in one quarter, determines a budget based on the ammount collected, then spends it the following quarter. We may need to offset the periods, so the collection quarters end in Mar, June, sept, and Dec, and the spending ones start in May, Aug, Nov, and Feb.
6. Eliminate retirement for all elected officials as well as cabinate positions. Require twenty years of service to collect a dime, no matter what the job.
It aint gonna happen, power corrupts, and the best man will turn on his voters after a month in Washington. I know it, you know it, but we still send the SOBs back.
red neck dating 2 fer.
Bubba and Bo were talking one morning.
Bubba asks, "how was yer date with Sally Mae?"
Bo replies, "she said she wanted to make love in the back seat and gaze at the stars. Well, I had the top off in ten minutes flat."
Bubba, laughing, said "I can have the top down on my stang in eight seconds."
"yes," said Bo, but you own a convertible."
Red neck granny wasn't feeling quite right and went to see the doctor.
After a thorough exam, the doc says to her, "Granny, you is pregnant."
Replies granny, "But how can that be? I'm 85, and my husband is 93?"
The doc says, "I can't speak to the how, I only know the tests all show you are going to have a baby."
"Well, asks granny, "can I borrow the phone"
she dials a number, and after almost a hundred rings, a frail male voice answers "hello?"
"You sorry bastard, You lyin son of a bitch. You said we didn't need to worry, said we didn't need protection. Well, I'm pregnant."
Long pause.....
Finally, "Who is this please?"
Bubba asks, "how was yer date with Sally Mae?"
Bo replies, "she said she wanted to make love in the back seat and gaze at the stars. Well, I had the top off in ten minutes flat."
Bubba, laughing, said "I can have the top down on my stang in eight seconds."
"yes," said Bo, but you own a convertible."
Red neck granny wasn't feeling quite right and went to see the doctor.
After a thorough exam, the doc says to her, "Granny, you is pregnant."
Replies granny, "But how can that be? I'm 85, and my husband is 93?"
The doc says, "I can't speak to the how, I only know the tests all show you are going to have a baby."
"Well, asks granny, "can I borrow the phone"
she dials a number, and after almost a hundred rings, a frail male voice answers "hello?"
"You sorry bastard, You lyin son of a bitch. You said we didn't need to worry, said we didn't need protection. Well, I'm pregnant."
Long pause.....
Finally, "Who is this please?"
Wednesday, July 14, 2010
Ignoring the gurilla in the room.
Its one thing to not notice somebody in a gorilla suit when you are following instructions. Quite another to ignore one that is mugging you. American Pravda once again is being pimped by the NAACP. Fearful of dwindling numbers, and the growth of the tea party movement, the NAACP called them racist and decried them. Who are the racists? from my seat it would appear to be the NAACP. racism is far from dead in the United States, but among whites it rarely rears its foolish head. Most whites want equality for all people. We are tired of getting robbed by hte government who then takes our hard earned dollars and gives them to the lazy. We want equality because the dead weight will destroy this nation.
America can remain a great nation, or the race war poverty pimps like Sharpton, Jackson and Obama can destroy it.
America can remain a great nation, or the race war poverty pimps like Sharpton, Jackson and Obama can destroy it.
Red Neck dating.
Bubba and Bo were walking down a dark lonesome country road. Ever hundred yards or so, Bubba would smack Bo on the back of his head.
After several miles, Bo finally asked, "Why you keep slappin me Bubba?"
Said Bubba "Next time you tell the girls fuck or walk, make sure its our truck."
After several miles, Bo finally asked, "Why you keep slappin me Bubba?"
Said Bubba "Next time you tell the girls fuck or walk, make sure its our truck."
Tuesday, July 13, 2010
Grow a beard already.
Why this made the news, I don't know, but it seems some men are revolting against "the man" They are fed up with Gillette and Schick and the endless blade wars.
Suggestion fellas, grow a beard. GOD put hair on your face for a reason, most likely to hide the damn thing.
I dumped my razor when I got out of the service, and have not regretted it.
My middle brother got out of the Air Force in 1968. By the time he arrived home, he had a full beard, and from that day forward, kept it proudly. When my #2 brother was to get hitched, he picked Middle brother to be his best man. The bride to be sent him a letter and said that if he was to be part of the wedding, he would have to shave the beard. A week later a package arrived in hte mail containing a large bag of red whiskers.
When he arrived for the wedding however, he had regrown it. My sister in law was not impressed. I some times think that by the end of the wedding she was regretting it, and now forty years later, she regretts it even more.
Middle bro kept the beard. Through heat and cold, good times and bad, it was always him.
After a move to a new location, a dream job presented itself for him, a fire fighter position on a prestegious department.
After he was hired, the chief told him the beard needed to go, so home he went, into the bathroom, and twenty minutes later, emerged clean shaven. His sixteen year old son took one look and exclaimed, " Yikes! no wonder you hid that thing all these years. When mom sees that, shes gonna leave for sure."
The worst part of it? He was the cute one in the family.
Suggestion fellas, grow a beard. GOD put hair on your face for a reason, most likely to hide the damn thing.
I dumped my razor when I got out of the service, and have not regretted it.
My middle brother got out of the Air Force in 1968. By the time he arrived home, he had a full beard, and from that day forward, kept it proudly. When my #2 brother was to get hitched, he picked Middle brother to be his best man. The bride to be sent him a letter and said that if he was to be part of the wedding, he would have to shave the beard. A week later a package arrived in hte mail containing a large bag of red whiskers.
When he arrived for the wedding however, he had regrown it. My sister in law was not impressed. I some times think that by the end of the wedding she was regretting it, and now forty years later, she regretts it even more.
Middle bro kept the beard. Through heat and cold, good times and bad, it was always him.
After a move to a new location, a dream job presented itself for him, a fire fighter position on a prestegious department.
After he was hired, the chief told him the beard needed to go, so home he went, into the bathroom, and twenty minutes later, emerged clean shaven. His sixteen year old son took one look and exclaimed, " Yikes! no wonder you hid that thing all these years. When mom sees that, shes gonna leave for sure."
The worst part of it? He was the cute one in the family.
Monday, July 12, 2010
Red neck joke
Two red neck kids made the mistake of cutting accross a large pasture. Mid way through, they heard the snort and thunderous hooves of a charging bull. realizing they could never make the fence, The young lass turned to her boyfriend and asked? "What shall we do?"
replied the lad, "Well, I'm gonna get down on all four and start cropping grass. I suggest you do hte same and brace yourself."
replied the lad, "Well, I'm gonna get down on all four and start cropping grass. I suggest you do hte same and brace yourself."
Whats the problem?
Our troops in Afghanistan are encountering younger and younger fighters. Boys as young as thirteen are gettign into the fray either as combatants, spies, scouts, or planting IEDs.
See? they are typical teens just like American boys who start thinking about sex at that age or younger. The diffrence is our sons just woo a chick into the shrubs after school. Afghan boys are looking for the mythical 72 virgins.
Our troops are not happy wit hthis situation. Its darn hard for a young father to kill a kid who in many ways is like his own. yes, our society has cheapened life. Yes, mothers today slaughter their unborn babies with out a thought. The problem in Afghanistan is that liberals do not join the Army and Marines.
I know its hard, but we need to modify the rules of unengagement so that these jiahad wannabes can find out the 72 virgins is a myth.
See? they are typical teens just like American boys who start thinking about sex at that age or younger. The diffrence is our sons just woo a chick into the shrubs after school. Afghan boys are looking for the mythical 72 virgins.
Our troops are not happy wit hthis situation. Its darn hard for a young father to kill a kid who in many ways is like his own. yes, our society has cheapened life. Yes, mothers today slaughter their unborn babies with out a thought. The problem in Afghanistan is that liberals do not join the Army and Marines.
I know its hard, but we need to modify the rules of unengagement so that these jiahad wannabes can find out the 72 virgins is a myth.
Sunday, July 11, 2010
At the bar
Bubba and Bo would often go drinking at a nearby college bar. Bubba always seemed to get lucky, while Bo rarely made it past second base.
One day Bo asked Bubba what his secret was.
Simple replied Bubba, "I take the girl out way back in the boonies, about twenty miles from town. After I park the car, I tell her put out or get out. Its that simple."
Bo decided to give it a try. The next time he got a college pretty in his car, he went driving, way way out there, found a deserted lane, parked, turned to the lovely lass and said, "Get out, or I put you out."
One day Bo asked Bubba what his secret was.
Simple replied Bubba, "I take the girl out way back in the boonies, about twenty miles from town. After I park the car, I tell her put out or get out. Its that simple."
Bo decided to give it a try. The next time he got a college pretty in his car, he went driving, way way out there, found a deserted lane, parked, turned to the lovely lass and said, "Get out, or I put you out."
Saturday, July 10, 2010
Dems wise up!
The dems are considering a shift away from their system of super stupid delegates. They are planning to slash the total from 20% to 15%. The supers are what gave Barry the bungler his win over Hillary the horrible.
I said during the campaign that the question most important was, "Are they choosing the runner up, or the next president?"
Well, they picked the runner up candidate, and we got him as the president. A large part of that is due to the press. Coverage by Pravda USA encourage folks to vote for McCain even though he had little in common with republican or conservative ideals. He is making the big shift to the right as he campaigns for reelection, just like Barry, Hillary, and every liberal to run in my life time.
Please note, in 2012, ignore the media types. Turn off CNN MSNBC, and ditch the weekly wipe. Get your news and make your decisions based on the views from conservative bloggers who have established credentials. places like Right Wing News, Hot Air, Michelle Malkin, and a host of steadfast local bloggers know what is happening, know what is real and what is BS.
Our economy is being destroyed by the effects of 2006 and 2008. Its time to send em packing, and send the media communists with them.
As for the dems, I hope that by 2012, their party has shrunk to hte point they do not have enough members to fill the delegate hall. Won't happen, but I can dream.
I said during the campaign that the question most important was, "Are they choosing the runner up, or the next president?"
Well, they picked the runner up candidate, and we got him as the president. A large part of that is due to the press. Coverage by Pravda USA encourage folks to vote for McCain even though he had little in common with republican or conservative ideals. He is making the big shift to the right as he campaigns for reelection, just like Barry, Hillary, and every liberal to run in my life time.
Please note, in 2012, ignore the media types. Turn off CNN MSNBC, and ditch the weekly wipe. Get your news and make your decisions based on the views from conservative bloggers who have established credentials. places like Right Wing News, Hot Air, Michelle Malkin, and a host of steadfast local bloggers know what is happening, know what is real and what is BS.
Our economy is being destroyed by the effects of 2006 and 2008. Its time to send em packing, and send the media communists with them.
As for the dems, I hope that by 2012, their party has shrunk to hte point they do not have enough members to fill the delegate hall. Won't happen, but I can dream.
The Right Verdict
A jury in LA has found Johannes Mehserle guilty of involuntary manslaughter in the death of Oscar Grant. Much has been made of race in this incident, a black man killed by a white officer. I am sick to death of the race card. Blacks have had a hand out for the last thirty years. All manner of laws have been crafted to give them special treatment, instead they opt for failure. Besides, most blacks are killed by other blacks, whats the deal, whity taking yo job?
Back to the issue here though. Mehserle killed Grant after subdueing and cuffing him. Grant had continued to struggle, and Mehserle claims he was acting out of fear and intended to taze the maroon.
Grant was a felon, a ner do well with several run ins with the law. He did not learn. That is clear. he had previous incidents that involved resisting arrest. Aparently he loved to fight, especially the police.
I have no sympathy for him. the officer killing him was wrong though. They had him down, had him in cuffs, and even if Mehserle had tazed him as he claims was his intent, it IMHO was unjustified. At that point, you sit on the bastard, on his legs his ass, or even his head, Never the abdomen or chest, and let them wear them selves out struggling.
So what is the right sentence? Mehserle could get 2-4 in jail, probation, or an enhancement to fourteen. For my money, give him the four. yes he used a gun and killed a POS, gun enhancements. like probation, are bullshit. I'd bet he won't srvive four years, not with the number of black thugs in California's prison system.
Back to the issue here though. Mehserle killed Grant after subdueing and cuffing him. Grant had continued to struggle, and Mehserle claims he was acting out of fear and intended to taze the maroon.
Grant was a felon, a ner do well with several run ins with the law. He did not learn. That is clear. he had previous incidents that involved resisting arrest. Aparently he loved to fight, especially the police.
I have no sympathy for him. the officer killing him was wrong though. They had him down, had him in cuffs, and even if Mehserle had tazed him as he claims was his intent, it IMHO was unjustified. At that point, you sit on the bastard, on his legs his ass, or even his head, Never the abdomen or chest, and let them wear them selves out struggling.
So what is the right sentence? Mehserle could get 2-4 in jail, probation, or an enhancement to fourteen. For my money, give him the four. yes he used a gun and killed a POS, gun enhancements. like probation, are bullshit. I'd bet he won't srvive four years, not with the number of black thugs in California's prison system.
Wednesday, July 7, 2010
From E-mail
Word of the Day: Dhimmitude
Had never heard the word until now---Type it into Google and start reading…Pretty interesting. Note that Muslims and certain other religions are exempt from the Obamacare penalties and it is supported by law. We are surrendering from within! Obama is leading us right down the path to total control!
Dhimmitude is the Muslim system of controlling non-muslim populations conquered through jihad. Specifically, it is the TAXING of non-muslims in exchange for tolerating their presence AND as a coercive means of converting conquered remnants to islam.
The ObamaCare bill is the establishment of Dhimmitude and Sharia muslim diktat in the United States . Muslims are specifically exempted from the government mandate to purchase insurance,and also from the penalty tax for being uninsured.
Islam considers insurance to be "gambling", "risk-taking" and "usury" and is thus banned. Muslims are specifically granted exemption based on this. (How convenient.)
So I, Ann Barnhardt, a Christian, will have crippling IRS liens placed against all of my assets, including real estate, cattle, and even accounts receivables, and will face hard prison time because I refuse to buy insurance or pay the penalty tax.
Meanwhile, Louis Farrakhan will have no such penalty and will have 100% of his health needs paid for by the de facto government insurance. Non-muslims will be paying a tax to subsidize muslims. Period. This is Dhimmitude.
Dhimmitude serves two purposes: it enriches the muslim masters AND serves to drive conversions to islam. In this case, the incentive to convert to islam will be taken up by those in the inner-cities as well as the godless Generation X, Y and Z types who have no moral anchor. If you don't believe in Christ to begin with, it is no problem whatsoever to sell Him for 30 pieces of silver. "Sure, I'll be a muslim if it means free health insurance and no taxes. Where do I sign, bro?"
H/T Terry
Had never heard the word until now---Type it into Google and start reading…Pretty interesting. Note that Muslims and certain other religions are exempt from the Obamacare penalties and it is supported by law. We are surrendering from within! Obama is leading us right down the path to total control!
Dhimmitude is the Muslim system of controlling non-muslim populations conquered through jihad. Specifically, it is the TAXING of non-muslims in exchange for tolerating their presence AND as a coercive means of converting conquered remnants to islam.
The ObamaCare bill is the establishment of Dhimmitude and Sharia muslim diktat in the United States . Muslims are specifically exempted from the government mandate to purchase insurance,and also from the penalty tax for being uninsured.
Islam considers insurance to be "gambling", "risk-taking" and "usury" and is thus banned. Muslims are specifically granted exemption based on this. (How convenient.)
So I, Ann Barnhardt, a Christian, will have crippling IRS liens placed against all of my assets, including real estate, cattle, and even accounts receivables, and will face hard prison time because I refuse to buy insurance or pay the penalty tax.
Meanwhile, Louis Farrakhan will have no such penalty and will have 100% of his health needs paid for by the de facto government insurance. Non-muslims will be paying a tax to subsidize muslims. Period. This is Dhimmitude.
Dhimmitude serves two purposes: it enriches the muslim masters AND serves to drive conversions to islam. In this case, the incentive to convert to islam will be taken up by those in the inner-cities as well as the godless Generation X, Y and Z types who have no moral anchor. If you don't believe in Christ to begin with, it is no problem whatsoever to sell Him for 30 pieces of silver. "Sure, I'll be a muslim if it means free health insurance and no taxes. Where do I sign, bro?"
H/T Terry
Tuesday, July 6, 2010
Money for Nothin Spread the wealth
The call is out, lets make this thing go viral.
What is with America? The Marines are at war, and the nation is at the mall. High crimes on Capitol Hill, and People are asleep.
What is with America? The Marines are at war, and the nation is at the mall. High crimes on Capitol Hill, and People are asleep.
Once a withdrawn teen.....
It doesn't sound like much has changed regarding Alvin Greene except his age. attempts by the propaghanda arm of the democrat party have been rebuffed. He is avoiding the spot light, and pravda USA is giving him less then rave reviews.
"Your dreams can come true," James Jr.(his brother) said. This guy might be the worst nightmare South Carolina has seen since abother black unknown politician rose to high office.
Saddly, we now kow more about Alvin Greene then we do about Barry the bungler.
"Your dreams can come true," James Jr.(his brother) said. This guy might be the worst nightmare South Carolina has seen since abother black unknown politician rose to high office.
Saddly, we now kow more about Alvin Greene then we do about Barry the bungler.
Sunday, July 4, 2010
Redneck humor
This one is bad.
Want to know how to really piss off your wife in the middle of great sex?
Call her up and tell her all about it.
Want to know how to really piss off your wife in the middle of great sex?
Call her up and tell her all about it.
Happy 4th
Pray this is not our final celebration as Barry and the communists seek to destroy this great nation. here is a tribute to freedom from the USAF Thunderbirds.
Saturday, July 3, 2010
Barry visits Japan
Seems our head Kenyan may have managed to sneak across the pacific to visit Japan and renegotiate terms of surrender. He arrived in the middle of the night, and thanks to jet lag, and a good nap on the plane was wide awake at the hotel. With nothing better to do at that hour, he asked the hotel clerk to send up a Geisha so he could sample the finest of Japan. soon a discreet girl was found, and with no wasted time Barry was in bed and on top of her.
As he thrust in, she exclaimed" Machiga~Tsu ta ana". Barry did not understand, but it intrigued him and he decided he must remember it so as to impress the emperor.
The next day, after a brief summit with the prime minister and Emperor, His holiness, not Barry, asked if Barry would be interested in a game of golf, explaining that the emperor had a private set of links.
Well, fast as you can say fore, Barry was ready for it. on the third green, Barry got lucky and sank an eagle. To impress his hosts, he exclaimed "Machiga~Tsu ta ana".
Immediately, the prime minister and Emperor ducked their heads together and conferred. After several minutes, the emperor said, "Mr. President, it was the correct hole."
As he thrust in, she exclaimed" Machiga~Tsu ta ana". Barry did not understand, but it intrigued him and he decided he must remember it so as to impress the emperor.
The next day, after a brief summit with the prime minister and Emperor, His holiness, not Barry, asked if Barry would be interested in a game of golf, explaining that the emperor had a private set of links.
Well, fast as you can say fore, Barry was ready for it. on the third green, Barry got lucky and sank an eagle. To impress his hosts, he exclaimed "Machiga~Tsu ta ana".
Immediately, the prime minister and Emperor ducked their heads together and conferred. After several minutes, the emperor said, "Mr. President, it was the correct hole."
Friday, July 2, 2010
Daughter sues wins
This is disgusting. Aparently the family relationship was a family relationshit. Dad was to pay, and didn't. SHE WAS WASTING HIS MONEY! Theuseless twit, going to school on dads dime got a degree in Art. Its a useless degree, a waste of time, a waste of money. Artistic talent is not something you can teach. All you do then is install robotics. Art is a talent, not a skill. She wasted his money, she should be required to repay him. She will be a leach on society for her entire life, not just on dad, on us as well. Oh, she is going to be a teacher. What a waste. We spend all kinds of time teaching kids feel good crapola, and neglect to train them in skills that will feed them, or create a productive person. Our math training sucks, our science is in the tank, English? maybe as a second language. Our schools are failures, and dana the dumbass will be part of the problem for the next forty years, and longer as she draws hard earned money from people who contribute to the gross domestic product who will be forced to pay retirement on her as well.
Dad, you and your ex are a couple of failures. You should have put a clause in there allowing you a say in what her degree would be in. You failed! Thanks for another magot on society.
Dad, you and your ex are a couple of failures. You should have put a clause in there allowing you a say in what her degree would be in. You failed! Thanks for another magot on society.
Dr. David Barton on Obama
Respect the office? Yes.
Respect the man in the office? No, I am sorry to say. I have noted that many elected officials, both Democrats and Republicans, called upon America to unite behind Obama. Well, I want to make it clear to all who will listen that I AM NOT uniting behind Obama!
I will respect the office which he holds, and I will acknowledge his abilities as an orator and wordsmith and pray for him, BUT that is it.
I have begun today to see what I can do to make sure that he is a one-term President!
Why am I doing this? It is because:
- I do not share Obama's vision or value system for America
- I do not share his Abortion beliefs
- I do not share his radical Marxist's concept of re-distributing wealth
- I do not share his stated views on raising taxes on those who make $150,000+ (the ceiling has been changed three times since August)
- I do not share his view that America is Arrogant
- I do not share his view that America is not a Christian Nation
- I do not share his view that the military should be reduced by 25%
- I do not share his view of amnesty and giving more to illegal’s than our American Citizens who need help
- I do not share his views on homosexuality and his definition of marriage
- I do not share his views that Radical Islam is our friend and Israel is our enemy who should give up any land
- I do not share his spiritual beliefs (at least the ones he has made public)
- I do not share his beliefs on how to re-work the healthcare system in America
- I do not share his strategic views of the Middle East and…
- I certainly do not share his plan to sit down with terrorist regimes such as Iran.
Bottom line: my America is vastly different from Obama's, and I have a higher obligation to my Country and my GOD to do what is right!
For eight (8) years, the Liberals in our Society, led by numerous entertainers who would have no platform and no real credibility but for their celebrity status, attacked President Bush, his family, and his spiritual beliefs!
They have not moved toward the center in their beliefs and philosophies and they never came together nor compromised their personal beliefs for the betterment of our Country!
They have portrayed my America as a land where everything is tolerated except being intolerant!
They have been a vocal and irreverent minority for years!
They have mocked and attacked the very core values so important to the founding and growth of our Country!
They have made every effort to remove the name of GOD or Jesus Christ from our Society!
They have challenged capital punishment, the right to bear arms and the most basic principles of our criminal code!
They have attacked one of the most fundamental of all Freedoms, the right of free speech!
Unite behind Obama? Never!
I am sure many of you who read this think that I am going overboard, but I refuse to retreat one more inch in favor of those whom I believe are the embodiment of Evil!
PRESIDENT BUSH made many mistakes during his Presidency and I am not sure how history will judge him. However, I believe that he weighed his decisions in light of the long established Judeo-Christian principles of our Founding Fathers!
Majority rules in America , and I will honor the concept; however, I will fight with all of my power to be a voice in opposition to Obama and his "goals for America"
I am going to be a thorn in the side of those who, if left unchecked, will destroy our Country! Any more compromise is more defeat!
I pray that the results of the next election will wake up many who have sat on the sidelines and allowed the Socialist-Marxist anti-GOD crowd to slowly change so much of what has been good in America!
"Error of Opinion may be tolerated where Reason is left free to combat it." – Thomas Jefferson
GOD bless you and GOD bless our Country!
"If we ever forget that we're one nation under GOD, then we will be a nation gone under." – Ronald Reagan
I WANT THE AMERICA BACK THAT I GREW UP IN...
In GOD We Trust...
Respect the man in the office? No, I am sorry to say. I have noted that many elected officials, both Democrats and Republicans, called upon America to unite behind Obama. Well, I want to make it clear to all who will listen that I AM NOT uniting behind Obama!
I will respect the office which he holds, and I will acknowledge his abilities as an orator and wordsmith and pray for him, BUT that is it.
I have begun today to see what I can do to make sure that he is a one-term President!
Why am I doing this? It is because:
- I do not share Obama's vision or value system for America
- I do not share his Abortion beliefs
- I do not share his radical Marxist's concept of re-distributing wealth
- I do not share his stated views on raising taxes on those who make $150,000+ (the ceiling has been changed three times since August)
- I do not share his view that America is Arrogant
- I do not share his view that America is not a Christian Nation
- I do not share his view that the military should be reduced by 25%
- I do not share his view of amnesty and giving more to illegal’s than our American Citizens who need help
- I do not share his views on homosexuality and his definition of marriage
- I do not share his views that Radical Islam is our friend and Israel is our enemy who should give up any land
- I do not share his spiritual beliefs (at least the ones he has made public)
- I do not share his beliefs on how to re-work the healthcare system in America
- I do not share his strategic views of the Middle East and…
- I certainly do not share his plan to sit down with terrorist regimes such as Iran.
Bottom line: my America is vastly different from Obama's, and I have a higher obligation to my Country and my GOD to do what is right!
For eight (8) years, the Liberals in our Society, led by numerous entertainers who would have no platform and no real credibility but for their celebrity status, attacked President Bush, his family, and his spiritual beliefs!
They have not moved toward the center in their beliefs and philosophies and they never came together nor compromised their personal beliefs for the betterment of our Country!
They have portrayed my America as a land where everything is tolerated except being intolerant!
They have been a vocal and irreverent minority for years!
They have mocked and attacked the very core values so important to the founding and growth of our Country!
They have made every effort to remove the name of GOD or Jesus Christ from our Society!
They have challenged capital punishment, the right to bear arms and the most basic principles of our criminal code!
They have attacked one of the most fundamental of all Freedoms, the right of free speech!
Unite behind Obama? Never!
I am sure many of you who read this think that I am going overboard, but I refuse to retreat one more inch in favor of those whom I believe are the embodiment of Evil!
PRESIDENT BUSH made many mistakes during his Presidency and I am not sure how history will judge him. However, I believe that he weighed his decisions in light of the long established Judeo-Christian principles of our Founding Fathers!
Majority rules in America , and I will honor the concept; however, I will fight with all of my power to be a voice in opposition to Obama and his "goals for America"
I am going to be a thorn in the side of those who, if left unchecked, will destroy our Country! Any more compromise is more defeat!
I pray that the results of the next election will wake up many who have sat on the sidelines and allowed the Socialist-Marxist anti-GOD crowd to slowly change so much of what has been good in America!
"Error of Opinion may be tolerated where Reason is left free to combat it." – Thomas Jefferson
GOD bless you and GOD bless our Country!
"If we ever forget that we're one nation under GOD, then we will be a nation gone under." – Ronald Reagan
I WANT THE AMERICA BACK THAT I GREW UP IN...
In GOD We Trust...
The governator to slash wages.
Ahnold is cutting some Mexifornian workers back to minimum wage, albeit temporarily. Its too bad. not the cut, but that he doesn't make it permanent.
Thursday, July 1, 2010
At the bar
Having already downed a few power drinks, she turns around, faces him, looks him straight in the eye and says,
"Listen here good looking, I screw anybody, anytime, anywhere, your place, my place, in the car, on the ground, standing up, sitting down, naked or with clothes on, it doesn't matter to me. I just love it."
Eyes now wide with interest, he responds, "No kidding. I'm in Congress too. What state are you from?"
Awesome Police car
Beyond Scary
Pictures from London ~ this is beyond scary...
Makes you wonder doesn't it....can you imagine having a Christian, Jewish, or for that matter any other religious demonstration against Islam in downtown Baghdad !
These pictures are of Muslims marching through the STREETS OF LONDON during their recent ' Religion of Peace Demonstration. '
Why would anyone think that we should be at war with such nice, peaceful Muslims?!
You need to forward this one to everyone! These pictures tell it all!
Muslims have stated that England will be the first country they take over!
Makes you wonder doesn't it....can you imagine having a Christian, Jewish, or for that matter any other religious demonstration against Islam in downtown Baghdad !
These pictures are of Muslims marching through the STREETS OF LONDON during their recent ' Religion of Peace Demonstration. '
Why would anyone think that we should be at war with such nice, peaceful Muslims?!
You need to forward this one to everyone! These pictures tell it all!
Muslims have stated that England will be the first country they take over!
And the Moral is?
The Woman Marine Pilot
The teacher gave her fifth grade class an assignment: Get their parents to tell them a story with a moral at the end of it. =he next day, the kids came back and, one by one, began to tell their stories.
There were all the regular types of stuff: spilled milk and pennies saved. But then the teacher realized, much to her dismay, that only Janie was left.
“Janie, do you have a story to share?'
''Yes ma'am. My daddy told me a story about my Mommy. She was a Marine pilot in Desert Storm, and her plane got hit. She had to bail out over enemy territory, and all she had was a flask of whiskey, a pistol, and a survival knife.
She drank the whiskey on the way down so the bottle wouldn't break, and then her parachute landed her right in the middle of 20 Iraqi troops. She shot 15 of them with the pistol, until she ran out of bullets, killed four more with the knife, till the blade broke, and then she killed the last Iraqi with her bare hands.
''Good heavens,' said the horrified teacher. 'What did your Daddy tell you was the moral to this horrible story?
"Don't fuck with Mommy when she's been drinking."
The teacher gave her fifth grade class an assignment: Get their parents to tell them a story with a moral at the end of it. =he next day, the kids came back and, one by one, began to tell their stories.
There were all the regular types of stuff: spilled milk and pennies saved. But then the teacher realized, much to her dismay, that only Janie was left.
“Janie, do you have a story to share?'
''Yes ma'am. My daddy told me a story about my Mommy. She was a Marine pilot in Desert Storm, and her plane got hit. She had to bail out over enemy territory, and all she had was a flask of whiskey, a pistol, and a survival knife.
She drank the whiskey on the way down so the bottle wouldn't break, and then her parachute landed her right in the middle of 20 Iraqi troops. She shot 15 of them with the pistol, until she ran out of bullets, killed four more with the knife, till the blade broke, and then she killed the last Iraqi with her bare hands.
''Good heavens,' said the horrified teacher. 'What did your Daddy tell you was the moral to this horrible story?
"Don't fuck with Mommy when she's been drinking."
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