Friday, April 22, 2011

No thanks Ellen

While your offer to the University republicans is magnanimous of you, do you seriously think any of them are so desperate as to take you up on your offer? Lets be honest, were it not for alcohol, you would never get laid, and the statement "there aint enough beer in Golden Colorado to get me in bed with you explains why you are a desperate old dyke. If you indeed have a partner, all it does is prove that its a dog eat dog world out there.
Now, can some one send me some eye bleach?

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