Saturday, September 17, 2011

Nebraska Football

You have to understand Nebraska to understand why football is so popular there.
There are only two things to do in Nebraska, watch the corn grow and football. After about mid August, the corn watching gets pretty dull, so football season starts then. If Nebraska were further south, they wouldn't take notice of the football until December.
Coach Pelini is very popular, almost on a par with Tom Osborne, commonly known as TO. The reason is most Nebraska fans cannot spell Bob.
The vicious lies about Nebraska cheerleaders grazing at half time is unfounded. Once they get a taste of good Nebraska corn, they turn their noses at the leafy stuff.
Go big red. Don't let the door hit you in the ass as you slither off to the big ten.

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