Am I the only one who thinks this is insane?

Kathryn and Jeremy Mathis have a son. The problem is he wants to be a girl. Coy is six. He has four sisters, and is one of triplets. Clearly, from photos, he is their only son.

My first question is, how does a six year old decide such things? My guess is that he was jealous of his sisters. Speaking from experience, parents love to play dress up with their girls. My daughters certainly got tons of nifty cloths. Boys? Not so much. For boys, the duds are blue jeans and sports shirts. Maybe a Ninja turtles sweatshirt, but never frilly red dresses, or cute pink shoes.

Coy has another issue in that home as well, with four sisters, there are tons of girls toys compared to the ones for boys.

In such an environment, who would want to be a boy?

Lets look at this another way. What if he decided he wanted to be a dog? Is that any crazier? Although we can surgically modify him, and used drugs to make breasts grow, genetically he is still male, and if he wanted to be a dog, he would still genetically be human. Lets just imagine though. So instead of cloths, mom and dad buy him a nice collar. his toys become chew toys, a bright ball to fetch, and a bunny that squeaks. He quits talking, and barks instead. Maybe they have some hormone treatments done so he has a good coat of hair. One day he meets a cute poodle......

What are they going to do?

Here is another scenario. I know a couple who cannot have sons, its genetic. Lets reverse that. Lets say there is a man whose genes prevent daughters from being conceived. He has it, his father, grandfather, great grandfather. To prevent the increase of this mutation, they only ever have one child, and obviously a son. The family has considerable wealth that is passed down generation to generation, and our man is rich. he marries, and they have a son. One day that sons says, I want to be a girl. I want to dress like a girl, wear makeup, live as a girl, and when I become an adult, I want to have a sex change.

If that was you, what would you do? Do you accept it? Knowing that your family ends with him? Do you get him counseling?

The differences between men and women go far beyond plumbing. We think differently, we act differently, we have different emotions. Sure, a strong drug cocktail can suppress some of it, and surgery can make us look mostly like a member of the other sex, but it cannot change us completely. A person who undergoes sexual destructive surgery cannot have children.

None of us are perfect. We all have faults, we all have our dirty secrets. Sexual desire is in our genes. What we desire can be altered by our life experience. I know, I'm a lesbian trapped in a mans body.

We would all agree that there is something wrong with a man who desires to have sex with goats. There is something abnormal about a woman wanting to have sex with a German shepherd. Am I wrong about this? There is right and wrong, there is normal and abnormal.

Sexual desire leads to procreation when done properly. Its not about having a sexual lust for someone of the same sex, nor for sex with an animal, or with a toy.

Lust is when our sexuality jumps the track. We are today told that we should not judge those who want to have lesbian or gay sex. What about the guy who can only get his jollies from children? should that be acceptable? parents of small children should find that objectionable. What about those who want to have sex with a corpse? Sure, the dead person isn't going to object, even if they never come. The neighbors will when the smell gets strong. The same is true of homosexuality, the same is true with this child.

Coy needs counseling. he needs to speak with some one who can find out what is behind his depression when he had to dress like a boy. I fear that they already have him on hormone therapy that will destroy him for life. If not, six more years will be interesting. Especially if he is allowed to continue using the girls bathroom.

This is Coloradical though, nothing sane happens there any more.

On the lighter side of things

Authorities arrested a man in Kansas City after his neighbor caught him having sex with her 60 lb. dog.

The man claimed his neighbor must be some kind of a pervert for having watched it.

What kind of idiot

What kind of idiot does it take to elect a scumbag like Jihad keith Ellison to the US House? Are Minnesotans that daft? Has extended periods of cold weather so damaged their brains? I know, I know, he was elected by a district in the Pigs Eye landing area that is over flowing with Somalian Mooslimes. The kind of people who gleefully send their sons off to join Al Quada. Frankly, they should send Keith as well.
This douchbag pedophile worshiping asshole with ears got on Hannity and went postal. This goat rapist cannot see that ObamAA- is a fearmongerer, and a fraud. Maybe that is because he is too stupid to figure it out. After all, he does belong to the religion of piss.
Sean, you were right to end the interview. You should not have wasted time on this scum sucker in the first place.
As for Minnesotans, If you can't do better then Ellison and Franken, maybe you should return to territorial status.

Undestanding the oposite sex

Between 18 and 22, a woman is like Africa . Half discovered, half wild, fertile and naturally Beautiful!

Between 23 and 30, a woman is like Europe. Well developed and open to trade, especially for someone of real value.

Between 31 and 35, a woman is like Spain, very hot, relaxed and convinced of her own beauty.

Between 36 and 40, a woman is like Greece, gently aging but still a warm and desirable place to visit.

Between 41 and 50, a woman is like Great Britain, with a glorious and all conquering past.

Between 51 and 60, a woman is like Israel, has been through war, doesn't make the same mistakes twice, takes care of business.

Between 61 and 70, a woman is like Canada, self-preserving, but open to meeting new people.

After 70, she becomes Tibet .

Wildly beautiful, with a mysterious past and the wisdom of the ages.

An adventurous spirit and a thirst for spiritual knowledge.


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THE GEOGRAPHY OF A MAN


Between 1 and 80, a man is like Iran , ruled by a pair of nuts.

THE END.

Pushing not reporting

Tell me Liz Goodwin is a balanced reporter. Tell me she is not pushing an agenda. Go on, lie to me.
The supreme Court is scheduled to hear arguments on the Voter Rights Act today. Most of this has to do with whether the sixteen states covered by the Voter rights act can implement voter ID laws like states who are not covered.
"If Roberts and at least four other justices decide to strike down the part of the law that singles out the southern states, civil rights advocates will have few places to go in challenging voter ID laws." Liz wrote. Civil rights advocates? Gimme a break! People who want to turn their back on blatant voter fraud are not advocating for civil rights, they are advocating thug rule where in  Holders goons can manipulate the vote with impunity despite our best efforts to stop fraud.
The bottom line is tha section 5 needs to go away. If discrimination rears is ugly head, the courts can always step in and stomp it. We know racial bias is not dead. We also know that the black demographic has the worst racism of any group, and the most problems. All one needs t odo is look at the crime stats for Chicago to see the disparity there where 90% of murders are black on black crime, and the number of cross racial crimes is strongly laced with black against other crime rather then blacks being the victims of minorities.
I got in an argument with a neighbor yesterday. I felt we should go back to sticking criminals in the military, send them through boot camp, them air drop them into Afghanistan or Mali. He doesn't want the skills the military teaches brough back to the streets of Chicago or LA. I never said we would let them back. Did I?

My kind of guy

Recently, a Southern California man was put under 72-hour psychiatric observation when it was found he owned 100 guns and had (by rough estimate) 1 million rounds of ammunition stored in his home. The house also has a secret escape tunnel.

The television reporter said: "Wow! He has about a million machine gun bullets!" and the headline referred to it as a "massive weapons cache".

By California standards someone owning even 100,000 rounds would be called "mentally unstable".

If he lived elsewhere, such as Arizona, he'd be called "an avid gun collector."

In Oklahoma, he'd be called "a novice gun collector".

In Colorado he'd be called under-inventoried and needs further education since he needs at least that much stored in two separate "Remote mountain" locations plus that amount at home.

In Utah, he'd be called "moderately well prepared", but they'd probably reserve judgment until they made sure that he had a corresponding quantity of stored food

In Montana, he'd be called "the neighborhood 'Go-To' guy".

In Idaho, he'd be called "a likely gubernatorial candidate".

In Wyoming, he'd be called "an eligible bachelor".

And...
In Kansas, he'd be called "a Hunting Buddy."

Something for a snowy Tuesday

A magician worked on a cruise ship. The audience was different each week, so the magician did the same tricks over and over again.

There was one problem. The captain's parrot saw the shows each week and began to understand how the magician did every trick. Once he understood, he started shouting in the middle of the show "Look, it's not the same hat!" or, "Look, he's hiding the flowers under the table," or "Hey, why are all the cards the ace of spades?"

The magician was furious, but couldn't do anything. It was, after all, the captain's parrot. Then the ship sank. The magician found himself on a piece of wood in the middle of the sea with, as fate would have it, the parrot.

They stared at each other with hatred, but did not utter a word. This went on for a day and then another and then another.

Finally on the fourth day, the parrot could not hold back and said,
"OK, I give up. Where's the fucking ship?"

Notice to all Veterans

The VA is in the process of violating your right to keep and bear arms. This is no joke, take this seriousl, and if you receive a letter from the VA, contact the USJF immediately.
We have a Constitution. ObamAA- has apparently never read it. Not only do we have a right to keep and bear arms, we have a right to due process.
As you read this and ask yourself why the House has not impeached him and his cronies, remember, the Senate is still under communist control.

I love movies with a happy ending

Check this one out!

Which Texan said it?

Or maybe Its just which member of GGDF is this?

Texan: "Where are you from?"

ObamAA-: "I come from a place where we do not end our sentences with prepositions."

Texan: "Ok, where are you from, asshole?"

I am a racist for posting this

Found this intersting link on one of the gun forums and thought it was worth sharing with the redneck world. Most of the killings in places like Chicago, Philidelphia, and almost any urban sprawl have been black on black crime. Its almost all gang related violence. That also means it is likely drug related violence. I am not advocating for making drugs legal. With the exception of pot about which I could care less, I want all of the drugs kept illegal.
The upside of all the drug killing is that it mostly stays within the turf. They don't go out killing noncombatants. The down side is that other violence stems from it, robberies, theft, property crimes all seem to flow of from these problem areas.
 The other upside is that they eliminate mostly fellow criminals who did not learn from incarcerations past. I guess putting them back on the street gets them off the street permanently a lot faster the na death row sentence would.
Maybe a smart way to do it would be to arrest a couple of nasty goons, then do a grug raid on their turf, then turn them loose immediately after the raid. Make sure people know, then pray no civilians get caught in the cross fire. /sarc
The problem is clear, its not about guns, its about gangs, a failed societal experiment, and a culture that hails as heros people who are lazy thugs.
In our small town, I see too often how good girls are attracted to very bad guys.  It sets the stage for them to have no future, no chance at a normal life, and places their own families at risk of violence.
So keep in mind, most victims are not truly victims, they are dead soldiers in the other side of hte war on drugs.

Start the week our right

A toothpaste factory had a problem. They sometimes shipped empty boxes without the tube inside. This challenged their perceived quality with the buyers and distributors. Understanding how important the relationship with them was, the CEO of the company assembled his top people. They decided to hire an external engineering company to solve their empty boxes problem. The project followed the usual process: budget and project sponsor allocated, RFP, and third-parties selected. Six months (and $8 million) later they had a fantastic solution - on time, on budget, and high quality. Everyone in the project was pleased.
They solved the problem by using a high-tech precision scale that would sound a bell and flash lights whenever a toothpaste box weighed less than it should. The line would stop, someone would walk over, remove the defective box, and then press another button to re-start the line. As a result of the new package monitoring process, no empty boxes were being shipped out of the factory.
With no more customer complaints, the CEO felt the $8 million was well spent. He then reviewed the line statistics report and discovered the number of empty boxes picked up by the scale in the first week was consistent with projections, however, the next three weeks were zero! The estimated rate should have been at least a dozen boxes a day. He had the engineers check the equipment, they verified the report as accurate.
Puzzled, the CEO traveled down to the factory, viewed the part of the line where the precision scale was installed, and observed just ahead of the new $8 million dollar solution sat a $20 desk fan blowing the empty boxes off the belt and into a bin. He asked the line supervisor what that was about.


"Oh, that," the supervisor replied, "Bert, the kid from maintenance, put it there because he was tired of walking over, removing the box and re-starting the line every time the bell rang."

A recent study

They found about 200 dead crows near Topeka, KS. and there was concern that they may have died from Avian Flu. They had a Bird Pathologist examine the remains of all the crows,& he confirmed the problem was definitely NOT Avian Flu, to everyone's relief.

However, he determined that 98% of the crows had been killed by impact with trucks, & only 2% were killed by an impact with a car.

The DOT then hired an Ornithological Behaviourist to determine the disproportionate percentages for truck versus car kill. The Ornithological Behaviourist determined the cause in short order. When crows eat road kill, they always set-up a look-out Crow in a nearby tree to warn of impending danger.

His conclusion was that all of the lookout crows could say "Cah", but none could say "Truck."

Well, what did you expect of me? Have a great evening!

Saturday Blonde Joke

A blonde carrying a duck goes into a bar. The bartender says,"Hey, we do not allow pigs in here." "It's not a pig, its a duck", the blonde said.
Bartender replies,: I was talking to the duck."

Bubba Want

I enjoy shooting. Its one sport I could do every day, any day. The one part of target shooting I hate is going down range to check them. If you have any kind of range at all, you can be walking several miles before the day is over. Well, if you are a lazy slacker like I want to be, here is the solution. I'd rather spend my time at the range improving my shooting skills instead of my figure. I aint much ot look at and so old I no longer care, so this brute is hte ideal toy.
Its one limitation is zeroing a rifle. Still need paper for that.

Its POETS Day

For those of you who forgot to check your calenders, today is Poets day. So crack a beer, raise a toast and say "Piss On Everything Tomorrow's Saturday. You only get one a week.

Colorado is Nuts

We all know about the wacky gun reactivism going on in the Coloradical legislature. These idiots want to ban standard capacity magazines, eliminate sporting rifles from the state, and not allow women and men the right of self protection on college campuses.
Aparently they are not as dumb as stumps, because to offset the loss of inteligent students, they want to fill their campuses instead with illegal immigrants on the taxpayers dollar. This is nuts! Instate tuition for foreign nationals. Apparently they are hoping for a future president to come from their institutions of higher learning. If this was 1979, you can bet Barry Soetoro, adopted son of indonesian Lolo Soetoro would be jumping up and down to get in. Maybe his children can attend.

OH the weather outside is frightful

Woke up this morning to find tha what was supposed to be fifteen inches of snow was only about six. What the hell kind of gimick is this? Are weathermen the rollmodels  that causr guys in later years to brag about their endowment in college bars?
If Judy Garland were here, she would be singing:
We're off to see the blizzard
The wonderful blizzard of OZ......

With that thought in mind, stay safe and warm. There is nothing worth going out and getting killed about today. My room mate asked, whe nI got home this evening if there were a lot of cars in the ditches.
I told him I hadn't hit any, so no.

So whats your greatest weakness

"What would you say was your greatest weakness?"

"Honesty."

"I don't think honesty is a weakness."

"I don't give a fuck what you think."

Racist? really?

Tonya Battle is sueing Hurley medical Center in Detroit because a father requested no black nurses care for his child. Some see racism here, I do not.
Lets be real. We have had equal rights now for several decades. We have gone over board as well. No business can discriminate, no school can discriminate. We have gotten rid of the whites only water fountains and allow blacks to sit anywhere on the bus. In fact, we have gone overboard to compensate for the wrongs of bygone eras.
Afirmative action has shepherded black kids into business schools, medical schools, every place imaginable. We even have an afirmative action incompetent as president.
Tonya Battle may or may not be an affirmative action nurse. We know that there are many great blacks, men like Colin Powel and women like Condoleza Rice. What is certain is that a baby in a neonatal care unit cannot tell anyone whether or not it is getting good or substandard care.
Tonya Battle may indeed be the best nurse on the unit, but if that was the case, I seriously doubt she would have gotten her undies in a bunch over this. Instead she is petty and insecure. That alone tells me that the baby's father was right.
My exwife is a nurse. She is one of the best. I used to take the kids up to the hospital on weekends to have lunch with mom, and I have seen up close what kind of nurses she worked with. Some did not care, some were outright bad. The bad ones did not last long, unless they were black. Affirmative action kept them safe and the patients in Jeopardy. My ex is a bit racist. If you can't see why, you're an idiot.
So Tonya, best of luck. That means I hope you lose the suit, and your job because of it.
Then again, this is Detroitistan, and the father might just be a mooslime scumbucket.

Some ammo designer

Needs to develop a round that whistles like th old bombs from WW2 did.

Shamelessly stolen from Aftermath. That way women can have a propper whistle for would be rapists to alert the public.

YES!!!

Its good to see, even if its a false claim. An Ohio dumbass, (P)Ms Patricia Kunkle was fired after Obama was reelected, or stole the election, your guess, and is now sueing her former employer.
Well guess what bitch, political affiliation is not protected. You cannot be fired because of gender, religion, color, unless you are white, ethnicity, or physical handicap.
Oh, wait, thats the key to your claim, only a retard would vote for the SCoaMF. Go get em. Hope you lose.

Learning how to read

A team of archaeologists was excavating in Israel when they came upon a cave.
Written across the wall of the cave were the following symbols, in this order of appearance: A woman, a donkey, a shovel, a fish, and a Star of David. They decided that this was a unique find and the writings were at least three thousand years old. They chopped out the piece of stone and had it brought to the museum where archaeologists from all over the world came to study the ancient symbols. They held a huge meeting after months of conferences to discuss what they could agree was the meaning of the markings.
The President of their society stood up and pointed at the first drawing and said: "This looks like a woman. We can judge that this race was family- oriented and held women in high esteem. You can also tell they were intelligent, as the next symbol resembles a donkey, so, they were smart enough to have animals help them till the soil. The next drawing looks like a shovel of some sort, which means they even had tools to help them. Even further proof of their high intelligence is the fish which means that if a famine had hit the earth, whereby the food didn't grow, they would take to the sea for food. The last symbol appears to be the Star of David which means they were evidently Hebrews."
The audience applauded enthusiastically and the President smiled and said, "I'm glad to see that you are all in full agreement with our interpretations."
Suddenly a little old man stood up in the back of the room and said, "Idiots! You are all wrong about what the writings say. First of all, everyone knows that Hebrew is not read from left to right, but from right to left. Look again.. .. It now says: "Holy Mackerel, Dig The Ass On That Woman!"

tell a lie often enough...

So the lamestream media is gulping shit again as the SCoaMF is claiming he and both parties in congress have cut the deficit by $2.5 trillion. WTF? The only thing I can see is that the few fiscally responsible member of the house have held his run away spending to a mere $5.9 trillion.
I'm serious. Are there actually people who believe this garbage? Well, yes, as a matter of fact, 51% of America believed it, assuming there was no voter fraud in November.
I hope every one is stocking up on food and medical supplies. I know that ammo and guns are out of stock, so I guess we all are armed. At this rate, our nation will collapse in two to three years. Thats my SWAG. It could happen sooner, so I'd advise against expensive vacations and lavish treats. Don't sock it away in the bank, stick it in the cupboard in the form of canned goods. Not frozen stuff, when this house of cads err cards falls, the power companies aren't gonna keep the lights on for free.
Canned meats, canned soup, look for stuff you could eat cold if you had to.

Another shooting spree

Once again a crazy has gone wild in a target rich enviroment. Ali Syed, a student at Saddleback community college killed a woman at his home, then went on a 25 mile killing spree that ended when he shot himself. No mention yet of the kind of weapon used, so it must not have been an eeevvvviiiilll AR-15.
His parents have been identified as  Irfan and Sarwat Syed. No motive has been given. My speculation is that his first victim as yet unidentified, but known to be a female in her twenties and not a member of the family was a date. She most likely saw his huge arab penis, and laughed at how small it was, enraging him.
I wonder if Jason Glass who lives accross the street would now like to have a good40 cal handy when he sits up late watching TV?

Rednecks

ObamAA-s speach magically stops gun violence in Chicago

Almost as if by magic, the gun violence in Chicago ceased as the SCoaMF spoke at Hyde Park High School in Chicago's South side. The magic hung ib the air like a great presence, kinda on the order of a good Texas chili fart.
But it didn't last. A mere two hours after he shut his useless yap, the violence resumed and Frances Colon and Janay McFarlane were both shot dead.
532 people were murdered in the windbag city last year, and 2670 shot. Heck of a job you're doing there Rahmo. Most of the info I have seen indicates that this is predominantly black on black crime. The issue here is not guns, almost everything is illegal in Chicago, its the final stages of the melt down of the traditional family. Most of the perps don't have a real dad in their home. The few that do have one who is beyond disfunctional. Often he is a career criminal, drug user or alcohol abuser. Most often the perp was raised in a home where mom was the head of house with possibly a stream of uncles visiting. The primary income is welfare, and drugs and other illegal activity abound. This drives them out the door into the gangs, and onto a trip  to hell, both figuratively and literally.
We will not solve these problems until we get the family back on track. The traditional family was the correct one where a father and mother were both in the home, and working from the same sheet of music. It wasn't always perfect, quite a few parents were wooses who would not lift a finger to discipline their brats, and those parents usually had brats, but it was a million percent better then what we see in Chicago, the liberal Utopia. Pronounced Eewtopia.
As I did some fast research on this, I also noted that Deer Reader had some numbers that might be wrong. He cited 443 murders, the Weekly Standard says 532. 2011 had 441, was that the figures given to him by TOTUS? No matter, Illinois democrats are part of  the problem, not part of the solution.
For now, I just advise people, Stay the heck out of Chicago. Afghanistan is safer. And friendlier.

Update: I did some more digging, and TOTUS was correct. 443 firearms homicides according to the redeye. October was a peculiar month with 41 firearms related homicides, and zero from other methods. August was the worst with 57.
Already 2013 is looking to be worse with January homicides at 43 vs 40 in 2012 ;eading to an indicated 575 killings for 2013.

An explanation

OK, I'm breaking ranks and exposing the truth about this. I'm sure all of you have seen the video over at Angels blog where the guy drops the silo with a sledge hammer. The truth doesn't need to come out, but I'm gonna expose it any way. Those were not Canadians as Angel susposed, they were Minnesotans.


Its how the gene pool used to be kept clean in the days before broken families. We all know about muslim suicide bombers. Whats not commonly known is that its all about killing the bomber, not Jews. If it was about killing Jews, they would just plant the bomb and leave. Palistidiot bombers are their version of Holmes, Lanza and Loughner, except they keep it from happening to their own people. Instead, the father sees that his son is a misfit, a ner-do-well, a retard, and picks a monumental task for him to do, something that would kill a normal guy in two seconds. Its a fast and merciful way to get bad genes out of the gene pool, and its now nearly extinct. Forty years ago, divorce was largely unheard of in most of the upper midwest, Yuper territory. Mothers will love their children unconditionally and will shield a misfit child from abuse and culture shock. Its up to the fathers then to weed out the genes that need to be culled, kinda like what cattlemen do with their herds. So the father finds something like an old silo that needs to come down, or a barn that is near collapse, and sets junior to the task of eliminating it and him.
Its not generally done with daughters, men are hipocrites, we like our women dumb. Horny as much as possible. It also had the effect of improving the ratio of males to females so men can get more women. At least in mooslime populations, where its all about lust. Hey, they convince these guys to blow themselves to hell on the pretense they will get 72 virgins.
I learned about this when I was about fourteen. We'd traveled all night, and as the dust was billowing up, dad shouted out, "Are you all right?" When I yelled back that I was OK, he said "Shit, now I gotta find another silo."
So, when you are laughing at videos like this, just remember, it how the gene pool was kept clean. Today we medicate em (me backwards) and hope to water down the bad genetics.

Happy Presidents Day.

my 10-year-old Granddaughter yesterday and I asked her, "What day is tomorrow?". Without skipping a beat she said, "It's President's Day!". She's smart, so I asked her "What does President's Day mean?". I was waiting for something about Washington or Lincoln, etc. She replied, "President's Day is when the President steps out of the White House, and if he sees his shadow, we have 4 more years of Bull Sh!t." You know, it hurts when hot coffee spurts out your nose! Today, lets take a few moments and remember back to a time when Great men held high office, men like Ronald Reagan, or Ike. The last couple have been short on fiscal responsibility, and this ones a complete idiot and disgrace.

Sure wish American women could do this

Movin out

Well, it looks like gun and ammunition manufacturers are showing their disgust with communities who want to cut into their sales. I applaud that. Saying no to California and new York is a good first step.
They need to make it crystal clear though and say no to the feral err federal government as well. With Obungholes illegal executive orders, the Manufacturers need to tell the Government to fuck off. Let the military and DHS goons get their ammo from China. That should send a crystal clear message that only an idiot like the SCoaMF would not understand.
Colorado is looking to drive manufacturer P-mag out of state. They introduced four bills last week that will limit mag capacity to 15 rounds, and ban CCW from college campuses. I guess mass killings in Theaters and other gun free places isn't enough for these idiots. They wnat to make college dangerous as well. Well, it would cut down on the number of liberal arts grads who cannot find jobs other then as exotic dancers. In reality, most of em are too ugly to make it in that venue as well.
Way to go Colorado, lets make sure that only kooks like Dorner, Holmes, and Lanza. have guns. If you think the crazies are gonna obey another law, you are dolts.

I was eating Chinese today

and started thinking...

Of all the utensils that were invented to eat rice with...

How the heck did two sticks win?


The budget-minded woman was always clipping coupons in the young, lean years when she was first married, and even kept detailed records of how much money she saved. One of her first jobs way back then was running the cash register at the local drugstore.
One day, she had a self-conscious young man approach the counter to buy some condoms. She noticed a dollar-off coupon on the box and asked him if he’d like to use it, adding that she and her husband had saved over $400 redeeming coupons last year.

The stunned young man replied, “On these?!”

Public alert

There was an armed robbery this morning in Manhattan. I'd post a description, but in all likelyhood the perps have changed cloths. Is it the Police or the lamestream media who are afraid to post details such as race? heck, even something as simple as height and weight would help though not a lot. Seriously, given that the Helltown Garden is right accross from the homeless shelter, and only a block or three from blighted neighborhoods, its no suprise they got hit.
Manhattan is on its way to becoming West Topeka. Maybe, since their nic is "The little Apple, they want New York style crime?
Better reporting would help those of us who want to keep crime down.

Saturday Blande Joke

A gentleman sits next to a blonde on an airplane. He sees the blonde doing a crossword puzzle.

Time passes and the blonde says, "Excuse me, sir, but do you know a four letter word that describes a woman and ends in 'u-n-t'?"

The gentleman thinks about this and finally says, "I believe the word you're looking for is 'aunt.'"

The blonde replies, "Oh, you're right. That fits, too. Would you happen to have an eraser?"

Yesterday

on valentines day a redneck came home from work and tells his wife: "honey, do you wanna know what I got you for valentines?" the wife says "what did you get me?" the Redneck opens the trailer door and they both go out on the deck. he says "do you see that 2013 Mercedez down the street?" wife says "which one?" he says "the burgundy one" she says "Yes?"
he says "I got you a pair of socks the same color"

Good neighbors my ass

Gestapo in Union County Illinois raided what they were told was a meth lab. It turned out to be a Maple Syrup operation. Seriously. I am not making this up. They raided a house where a guy was tapping trees and making maple syrup.
What kind of rinky dink operation is the Union County Sheriffs department? Do they not investigate any more? A bull shit tip leads to a swarm of armed kooks, yes dangerous KOOKS charging in guns drawn and ready to shoot.
Thank GOD no one was killed. If Laura benson and her husband have a lick of sense, they will sue the Sheriff and his band of thugs for every penny they have.
The Fourth Amendment reads "The right of the people to be secure in their persons, houses, papers, and effects, against unreasonable searches and seizures, shall not be violated, and no warrants shall issue, but upon probable cause, supported by oath or affirmation, and particularly describing the place to be searched, and the persons or things to be seized." I want to see a statement which clearly says the bensons are manufacturing Meth. The person who signed it better be able to describe what meth is, what Chemicals are used, how it is processed, the whole nine yards, and it better come from a person who witnessed such conduct from the Bensons.
Laura, you do not have good neighbors, you are surrounded by idiots. Ones who very well may cost you your life. if indeed yo do have them over for pancakes, lace it with something like exlax so their shit for brains will be flushed out.

Hooker in Las Vegas

A guy is walking the strip in Las Vegas and a fantastic-looking Vegas hooker catches his eye. He strikes up a conversation and eventually asks the hooker, "How much do you charge?" The Hooker replies, "It starts at $500 for a hand-job." The guy says,"$500 dollars! For a hand-job! Holy crap! No hand-job is worth that kind of money!" The hooker says, "Do you see that Denny's on the corner?" "Yes." "Do you see the Denny's about a block further down?" "Yes." "And beyond that, do you see that third Denny's?" "Yes." "Well," says the hooker, smiling invitingly, "I own those.. And I own them because I give a hand-job that's worth $500." So the guy says, "What the hell? You only live once.. I'll give it a try.." They retire to a nearby motel. A short time later, the guy is sitting on the bed realizing that he has just experienced the hand-job of a lifetime, worth every bit of $500. He is so amazed, he says, "I suppose a blow-job is $1,000?" The hooker replies, "$1,500." "I wouldn't pay that for a blow-job!" The hooker replies, "Step over here to the window, big boy. Do you see that casino just across the street? I own that casino outright. And I own it because I give a blow-job that's worth every cent of $1,500." The guy, basking in the afterglow of that terrific hand-job, decides to put off the new car for another year or so and says, "Sign me up." Ten minutes later, he is sitting on the bed more amazed than before. He can scarcely believe it but he feels he truly got his money's worth. He decides to dip into the retirement savings for one glorious and unforgettable experience. He asks the hooker, "How much for some pussy?" The hooker says, "Come over here to the window, I want to show you something. Do you see how the whole city of Las Vegas is laid out before us: All those beautiful lights, gambling palaces & shows?" "Damn!" the guy says, in awe, "You own the whole city?" "No," the hooker replies, "but I would... if I had a pussy.

Texas Road House

I may never be able to eat at the Texas Road House again. Just as we were finishing our meal, a rather portly black lady at the next table began complaining that her Buffalo Wangs didn't taste right.
I told her she had very discernig taste buds, and that in all likelyhood they were bovine wangs instead.
As she gave me that deer in the headlights look, I continued telling her that bison and bovine were closely related, and that most people wouldn't notice any diffrence between one wang and the other, and that in all likelynood they came from the same steers as the steaks did.
As I beat a hasty exit she was screaming and carrying on like she'd swallowed a magot.

They torched the house

Every word uttered by every cop in America is recorded by some one some where, or so it seems. Heck, even their off duty remarks seem to turn up, so it is mind boggling to me that the Sheriff's department is claiming that they did not intentionally set fire to the cabin Dorner was in. One part of me supports what they did, it seems reasonable to burn him out rather then risk officers to go in and get him. But what about when the guy inside is not guilty, and the cops are either rouge, or acting on bad info from a source with malice in mind? We need to get this straight before the next rambro takes center stage. Right now police have too much protection from bad deeds they perform while on duty, and in some cases, off duty. Before we condone this action, lets set the stage straight so the police cannot kill at will as ObamAA- thinks he has license to.

What did Dorner accomplish?

If you read his manifesto, he cited a laundry list of wrons done to him by the LAPD and others. He said he would get revenge on them and clear his name. He siad he would deprive them of their families since he would never have one himself. If the reports ou are correct, he is dead. I believe its him, there is little likelyhood he could have planned such an escape. All his bragging, all his bluster didn't mean shit. He killed One daughter of a person on his list, her fiance, and thats about it. Neither of the cops he murdered were LAPD. His tactics stunk. Did he even have a plan? He did his entire campaign with a precision and grace fitting for an LA street gang of wannabes. He set himself up for failure, suicide by cop taken to an international scale given all the attention he whored. Had he been serious, he would not have published his manifesto until he had half a dozen in coffins. he was just another lunatic lefty with a racist chip on his shoulder. I'm not saying the LAPD didn't do him wrong, in all likelyood they did. A few of them deserve to be fired including the person who did his psychological evaluation. LA needs a new chief, and not one from with in the ranks. They need to find some one with a stellar record, possibly from the military, and start fresh. That new chief should not promote any one wiht in the department. He shoud recruit his captains from the ranks of lieutenant in other departments, and his sergeants from the list of corporals there as well. He needs to hire the recruiting staff of some other city to find and train new blood, and keep it away from the current corrupt-o-cops. That will not happen. So in the end, Dorner gets a zero in all areas except depriving his targets of their families. In that regard, I give him a D-. My simpathy goes out to Randal Quan for the loss of his daughter. So Dorner is a failure. Kinda fitting that he is a steriotypical leftard. If ObamAA- had a son, would he too look like Christopher Dorner?

ObamAA- knows about investing

I didn't waste any of my life listening to his state of the union BS fest. Caught a few highlights this evening. When I saw teh won crowing about investing, I almost choked laughing. I'm just glad my supper wasn't ready. Was he talking about Solindra? Maybe he mean't the Auto bail outs aka union hand outs? If Barry Soetoro wants to invest in something, he should start by investing in a good education. Some one enroll him in kindergarten.

Whats your pucker factor

So for a moment imagine you are an LA cop. You have just gotten done with a week of tense duty worried about whether you might end up in Dorners cross hairs. You know that yesterday they had him wrapped up in a mountain cabin and that it and him were consumed by fire. You siot down, relax, switch on the news and see them reporting that they cannot confirm that the body found in the charred wreckage is in fact Dorner. There is an unexpected knock on your door... Update: I was not meaning to encourage any of my readers to go out and prank knock some LA cops door.... but if you do, let me know what happens.

When I joined the Army

my parents threw a going away party for me, according to the letter.

malachy

I have seen, over the years, various stories about the papacy and a list of popes culminating with the tribulation. Now, Pope benedict, the Glory of the olives, has tendered his resignation due to health concerns. When Benedict was selected to replace John Paul II, his advanced age was noted and an early exit expected. Who will the next Pope be? Will it be Peter the Roman as Malachy predicted? or was he full of hot air?
As I look at world events, I tend to believe that he is right. its not merely his accuracy over the last 111 pontifs, he has been questionable a time or three. Its other things from the Bible that GOD said. The generation that saw the return of the nation of Israel is growing old. The scurrying to and fro is a fact of every day life in the jet age, the growth of knowledge in our time would amaze people who lived a mere two hundred years ago, and wars abound thanks to islam and the fools who follow its satanic verses.
Hope you got your things together
Hope you are quite prepared to die
Looks like we're in for nasty weather
One eye is taken for an eye.

Beyond Hilarious

So Sarah Palin isn't joining Al-Jazeera. Folks at the Washington Post are so sad their scoop was full of cat shit. Did they seriously buy that? Apparently they are true liberal wizz kids. Some one should clue them in that Mrs Palin is not the airhead Tina Fey is. The IQ of Palin would likely double that of the combined crew of SNL and the WAPO news staff.
What kind of koolaide do these pin heads drink? Sure Al=Jazeera reaches millions of religious people, ones who have been brainwashed into believing that the arab pagan moon god allah wants them to blow themselves up inorder for them to get pussy. Hey, if I was a muslim, I'd rather blow myself to smitherines then screw any of the beauties their genes produce. The burka aint about modesty. A people who woud rather screw goats then their wives has a serious need of better looking women.
Now if Sarah were to go on Al-Jazeera, you can bet the average arab would rub his pecker completely away masturbating over her looks. Might even swear off sheep for a month.
Keep up the good work WaPoo, your readers depend on you... for bird cage liners.

I'm tired

Yes, I'm tired.

For several years I've been blaming it on middle age, iron poor blood, lack of Vitamins, air polution, saccharin, obesity, dieting, under-arm odor, yellow wax build up, and a dozen other maladies that make you wonder if life is really worth living.

But, now I find out tain't that.

I'm tired because I'm over worked.

Yep.

The population of this country is 200 million.

Eight-four million are retired, that leaves 116 million to do the work.

There are 75 million in school, which leaves 41 million to do the work.

Of this total, there are 22 million employed by the government, that leaves ninteen million to do the work.

Four million are in the armed forces, which leaves fifteen million to do the work.

Take from that total the 14,800,000 who work for the state and city governments and that leaves two hundren thousand to do the work.

There are 188,000 people in hospitals at any moment in time, so that leaves 12,000 to do the work.

Now according to government statistics there are aproximately 11,998 people in prisons and jails at any moment during the average year.

That leaves just two people to do the workk--- You and me... and you're sitting there reading this note!

NO WONDER I'M TIRED!

something to laugh at

A U. S. Navy destroyer stops four Mexicans in a row boat rowing towards California.
The Captain gets on the loud- hailer and shouts, "Ahoy, small craft. Where are you headed?"
One of the Mexicans puts down his oar, stands up, and shouts, "We are invading the United States of America! to reclaim the territory taken by the USA during the 1800's."
The entire crew of the destroyer doubled-over in laughter.
When the Captain is finally able to catch his breath, he gets back on the loud-hailer and asks, "Just the four of you?"
The same Mexican stands up again and shouts, "No, we're the last four. The rest are already there!"

Take two seconds

Please, take two seconds and let the Useless A's at USA Today know how you feel about the second ammendment. remember, free men are armed, those who are not become slaves.

Nice Bribe

LA terrorist leader Charlie Beck is offering a bribe to the two women assualted and nearly killed by his thugs. If ever there was a reason to violate posse comatus and send in the troops, this is it. Go on ObamAA- send in your DHS goons to save the day. You won't. cops like LA has are your idea of good law enforcement. Who trained these assholes? Hugo Chavez? Is their program modeled after Iran's or Nazi Germany's system?
One side of me hopes Dorner gets caught ASAP, the other wishes he would get the job done, the nhead for Chicago or New York. Its like watching rats in a tank, except these rats are endangering human lives with their antics.
The cops who shot these women need to go to jail for attempted murder. They shold be treated just like any other gang member who shoots at passing cars except they shoudl have "bad cop no donut" tattooed on their foreheads and faces before being dumped smack in the middle of the general population.

Right and wrong

Former VP Richard Cheney spoke yesterday about ObamAA-s choices for key cabinet positions. He correctly identified them as substandard, then he called them second rate. WTF? Is he trying to soft petal this issue by giving them more credit than they deserve? John Forgery kerry is not second rate, he isn't third rate, he's scraping the stuff beneith hte bottom of the barrel. he is what you get when you hit rock bottom, then dig deeper. Cankles Clinton did a bang up job of destroying U.S. credibility arround the world. Now its Kerry in for the kill. Whats worse then laughing stock?
ObamAA- could do worse. Or could he? he picked the dumbest stump on hte east coast for his VP, the biggest crook not in jail for his Attorney General, and a fiscal nightmare for treasury. His press sucker err secretary can lie out both sides of his mouth, his ass, and likely from his pecker. Amazing for a man with so few brain cells.
When Bush was president, he was the dumbest person in the room when he assembled his staff. He wisely picked people who knew more on their respective jobs then he did. he selected people who complimented his weaknesses, and added to his strengths.
ObamAA- on the other hand is the wiz kid in the room of retards. Not to offend those who are of diffrent mental capacities, but Obozo is a blithering idiot, and a man who refuses to learn. he may have an IQ off the charts, but he sure does not show it. Frankly, I doubt it. If he was a real wiz, he would have shown his college transcripts by now.
Idi Amin and this guy are on par for stupid coupled to evil.
Note to self, check sky for drones after publishing. He now thinks he as deer leader can kill with impunity.

What kind of man is Dorner?

Below is the complete manifesto of Chris Dorner, the former LA PD cop and Navy officer who has killed at least three people in his quest for revenge. The LAPD is a cess pool, has been since before Dragnet, or Rodney King. Chris details out a long laundry list of wrongs, perceived and real, done to him by the LAPD and its officrs. he has some legitimate gripes, there is no doubt, but is it really worth killing the children of former officers, their spouses, and others about? Is it even worth killing police over? I spent a few years as a cop. There are a lot of bad cops out there. They are all human. Some are on power trips, some give in to temptation, some are rotten from the gitgo. There are also good cops who become bad because they look the other way.
What kind of man does not let go? Holding grudges is the domain of children. Adults should realize that fellow adults have weaknesses, rough spots, bad sides. Not all of them are criminals nor should they be treated like criminals. Dorner has not grown up. He rambles down both sides of hte fence. He claims to support gun control, yet claims he has reason to justify his evil deeds. I cannot help but wonder if each of the recent mass murders felt the same way, but did not spell it out as clearly that their mission was in part to justify the taking of guns from citizens who have done no wrong.
I've said it before, liberals should not be allowed to have guns. That is part of the legislation being considered in various legislatures. They call them mentally ill, but its one and the same.
This guy is mentally ill. That to me in no way negates his actions. he knows full well what he is doing. Had his manifesto stuck to his grievences with the LAPD, AND had he not targeted people who had done him no wrong, I might be inclined to feel diffrently. The LAPD needs to clean house. It is emblematic of what is wrong with California, or at least the liberal bastions of that state. The people there have tollerated a cancer, and it has spread. Read what the malignancy has written:

“From: Christopher Jordan Dorner /7648

To: America

Subj: Last resort

Regarding CF# 07-004281

I know most of you who personally know me are in disbelief to hear from media reports that I am suspected of committing such horrendous murders and have taken drastic and shocking actions in the last couple of days. You are saying to yourself that this is completely out of character of the man you knew who always wore a smile wherever he was seen. I know I will be villified by the LAPD and the media.

Unfortunately, this is a necessary evil that I do not enjoy but must partake and complete for substantial change to occur within the LAPD and reclaim my name. The department has not changed since the Rampart and Rodney King days. It has gotten worse. The consent decree should never have been lifted. The only thing that has evolved from the consent decree is those officers involved in the Rampart scandal and Rodney King incidents have since promoted to supervisor, commanders, and command staff, and executive positions.

The question is, what would you do to clear your name?

Name;

A word or set of words by which a person, animal, place, or thing is known, addressed, or referred to.

Name Synonyms;

reputation, title, appellation, denomination, repute.

A name is more than just a noun, verb, or adjective. It’s your life, your legacy, your journey, sacrifices, and everything you’ve worked hard for every day of your life as and adolescent, young adult and adult. Don’t let anybody tarnish it when you know you’ve live up to your own set of ethics and personal ethos.

In 8/07 I reported an officer (Ofcr. Teresa Evans/now a Sergeant), for kicking a suspect (excessive force) during a Use of Force while I was assigned as a patrol officer at LAPD’s Harbor Division. While cuffing the suspect, (Christopher Gettler), Evans kicked the suspect twice in the chest and once in the face. The kick to the face left a visible injury on the left cheek below the eye. Unfortunately after reporting it to supervisors and investigated by PSB (internal affairs investigator Det. Villanueva/Gallegos), nothing was done. I had broken their supposed “Blue Line”.

Unfortunately, It’s not JUST US, it’s JUSTICE!!! In fact, 10 months later on 6/25/08, after already successfully completing probation, acquiring a basic Post Certificate, and Intermediate Post Certificate, I was relieved of duty by the LAPD while assigned to patrol at Southwest division. It is clear as day that the department retaliated toward me for reporting Evans for kicking Mr. Christopher Gettler. The department stated that I had lied and made up the report that Evans had kicked the suspect.

The reason the Air Force, Army, Navy and Marines

bicker amongst themselves is that they don't speak the same language. For instance, Take the simple phrase "secure the building".

The Army will post guards around the place.
The Navy will turn out the lights and lock the doors.
The Marines will kill everybody inside and set up a headquarters.
The Air Force will take out a 5 year lease with an option to buy.

Which one is blonde?

A teacher is going around all the children in her class and asking them what they want to do when they grow up. It eventually gets around to little Johnny.

"So Johnny, what do you want to do when you're older?" Asks the teacher.

Johnny replies "I want to be a millionaire and have a bitch, and I'll buy my bitch lots of nice clothes and jewelry and take her on holidays all around the world on a private jet that I'll buy for her, and have sex with her 5 times a day on our own private island."

The teacher is shocked and has no idea how to reply, so just moves on to the next child, completely flabbergasted.

"OK...Ahem, and Rebecca? What do you want to be when you're older?"

Rebecca replies "Johnny's bitch."

Something to laugh at

Bubba decided to tie the knot with his long time girlfriend. One evening, after the honeymoon, he was assembling some loads for an upcoming hunt.
His wife was standing there at the bench watching him.
After along period of silence she finally speaks. "Honey, I've been thinking, now that we are married I think it's time you quit hunting, shooting, hand-loading ammo, and fishing. Maybe you should sell your guns and boat".
Bubba gets this horrified look on his face.
She says, "Darling, what's wrong?"
”There for a minute you were sounding like my ex-wife.”
"Ex wife!", she screams, "I didn't know you were married before!"
”I wasn't “

Something to laugh about

A completely inebriated redneck walked into a bar and, after staring for some time at the only woman seated there, walked over to her and began kissing her passionately.

She jumped up and slapped him silly.

He immediately apologized and explained, "I'm sorry. I thought you were my wife. You look exactly like her."

"Why you drunken, worthless, insufferable fool!" she screamed.

"That's funny," he muttered, "you even sound exactly like her!"

Unemployment for strippers

The Kansas supreme court has ruled that strippers can collect unemployment, and well they should. recent laws enacted in Kansas make it hard for those ladies to work.
Its sad that we have courts ruling on such matters. Sadder still to think that the girl on stage is some ones daughter, and too often, some childs mother. It seems like the nucleus of our nation, the family, is about to become extinct. Adam and Eve is now Adam and Steve. More children come from broken homes then from ones with both parents in the same bed. Many kids today don't even know who their father is.
The supreme court was right to rule the way they did. Women in that situation are vulnerable. They are at the whim of the club or bar owner. Choice nights are assigned to the women whom the club owner selects, and often thats not based on seniority. The girls must give a portion of their earnings back to the club. To call them independent contractors is a smack in the face.
What prompts a woman to become a stripper? Do they do it because they are exhibitionists? Do they do it on a dare? Several years ago I spoke with a man who had interviewed many strippers. Most came from broken homes, or ones with a seriously disfunctional father.
Oh how I wish our legislatures and Courts didn't have to decide these kinds of things. If we were the kind of nation our founding fathers intended, no woman would want to demean herself with such a job.

Just a couple

I went to the psychiatrist the other day. He handed me a piece of paper and a pencil and said, “Draw me something.”

I said, “Like what?”

“Something you can’t verbalize.”

So after about ten minutes I handed him the paper and pencil back.

“There’s nothing on this paper,” he said.

“Yeah, I know,” I said. “I drew a blank.”


If a person with multiple personalities threatens suicide, is that considered a hostage situation?

Fair tax

At a business conference in Montpelier, Vermont, the state tax commissioner asked the audience which sort of taxation they found fairest. There was a pause, and then a white-haired man in the back raised his hand. "The poll tax," he said.

"But the poll tax was repealed," replied the commissioner.

"Ay-ah," declared the man, "that's what I like about it."

Sex on the sabath

A man wonders if having sex on the Sabbath is a sin because he is not sure if sex is work or play. So he goes to a priest and asks for his opinion on this question.

After consulting the Bible, the priest says, " My son, after an exhaustive search, I am positive that sex is work and is therefore not permitted on Sundays."

The man thinks: " What does a priest know about sex?" So he goes to a minister, who after all is a married man and experienced in this matter.

He queries the minister and receives the same reply. Sex is work and therefore not for the Sabbath!

Not pleased with the reply, he seeks out the ultimate authority: a man of thousands of years tradition and knowledge. In other words, he goes to a rabbi. The Rabbi ponders the question,
then states, " My son, sex is definitely play."

The man replies, "Rabbi, how can you be so sure when so many others tell me sex is work?"

The Rabbi softly speaks, "If sex were work, my wife would have the maid do it."

You are on notice

The White House Louse, on releasing the photoshopped pic of ObamAA- with a shotgun warned that we are not to photoshop the picture.
None of this will be allowed.
I guess they won't be happy with mine either.

Let me know if the alphabet soup folks cover this

The DHS conducted a raid in Albuquerque and seized 1500 weapons. The feds have been investigating Robert Adams for several years, and now have swooped in and taken everything. AND NO CHARGES! At least not yet. Anybody see shades of NAZI Germany here? I keep saying that ObamAA- is no Hitler, but whom ever is pulling his strings might have half a brain.
When they came for the Gypsies, I said nothing because I was not a Gypsie..... Who will be left when they come for me?

One tough biker

A group of bikers were riding west on I-70 when
they saw a girl about to jump off the Kansas River Bridge in Topeka. So they stopped.

George, their leader, a big burly man of 53, gets off his Harley, walks through a group of gawkers, past the State Trooper, and says, "What are you doing?"
She says, "I'm going to commit suicide."

While he didn't want to appear "sensitive," he didn't want to miss a be-a-legend opportunity either so he asked ...
"Well, before you jump, why don't you give me a kiss?"

So, with no hesitation at all, she leaned back over the railing and did just that ...
and it was a long, deep, lingering kiss followed immediately by another one.

After they finished, George gets approval from his biker-buddies, the onlookers, and even the State Trooper.
"George said Wow! That was the best kiss I have ever had, Honey!
That's a real talent you're wasting, Sugar Shorts.
You could be famous if you rode with me. Why are you committing suicide?"

"My parents don't like me dressing up like a girl."

It's still unclear whether she jumped or was pushed.

Too good to not show off

Right before Christmas I ordered an upper receiver from SOTA Arms in North Branch Minnesota. I first learned about them at the Topeka (pronounced two pecka) Gun show.

My first upper from them was a 300 blackout which I sold. Ammo is too scarce these days, and the 300 is as expensive as .308. Since it lacks the power and range, its not high on my list of choices. Not knocking the cartridge, just that its hard to find and expensive.

I added back up iron sights, a good EO Tech, the light system, and Bipod. Later, when the feeding frenzy is over, I will get a better stock.

This is another of the Gadsden flag lowers from DSArms. I had sold this lower to a friend, but due to health problems, he decided to not build it. Might jkeep this one, might sell it. Ammo and mags are impossible to find right now, and a gun with no mags is a sorry single shot.

An old one

There is a story from my distant past about a fellow in Denver who upon reaching the legal age began to drink like there was no tomorrow. After several weeks of binging, his friend loaded him in the car and drove him to Golden, and up onto the mountain behind the Coors brewery. it was late at night, and below the crews labored to load trucks bound for all corners of the globe.
Pointing to the bee hive of activity, his friends told the young chap, "give it up, you are never gonna drink em dry."
Looking down, the man surveyed the activity, then turned to his companions and said, "Yes, but I have them working nights now."

That brings me to the point of this post, The FBI reports that background checks have fallen off this past month. The gun manufacturers need to get the night shift going. a ten percent drop does not mean a lack of demand, the cupboard is bare, and so the poor patriots have none.

Old mother Hubbard
Went to the gunstore
To fetch for a Patriot some rounds
But when she got there,
The shelves were all bare
And the patriot could not save the town.

Yeah, my nursery school poetry stinks, but a certain West Virginia blogger called it quits.

Good man

Security guards have it tough. Sure, there are a lot of them who abuse their authority, this is especially true with cops who moon light.
This is a case where the guard did a good job. Keepng people safe in Denny's neck of the woods is what this guy does. Places like Chicago have similar problems. Some times it seems like the war on crime is a real war. And we are losing. Anyway, if you are so inclined, shoot Darien Long a buck or three. Batteries cost money.

More on the Harbaugh bowl

Mercedes Benz has recalled all 2013 models It seems the headlights can go off unexpectantly for as long as 35 minutes.

I understand that the NFL is planning to hold the next Super Bowl at a Motel 6.

Because at Motel 6, they keep the lights on for you.

I'm sure there are a ton of them out there. Share em if you got em. I'm not much of a ravens fan, but I positively do not like the San Franfreakshow 69ers. I guess its because of Nancy P. Lousy, and all the rest of the crap they keep sending to Washington.

Is the photo a fake?

I think by now we have all been beaten with this photo of the SCoaMF shooting skeet. I think today was the first time I actually studied it, and it just looks wrong. I shoot alot, and this photo just strikes me as weird. Anyone who shoots knows that guns recoil. the bigger the gun, the more they kick. in the photo, we have Barry Soetoro, Communist, Kenya, firing a standard 12ga over under. a close look shows it has magnaporting which is there to reduce recoil climb. What we see is a shooter, a gun, and two clouds of smoke, one from the muxxle, one from the ports. What we do not see is evidence of recoil, he is standing in a relaxed posture, and at the point of the picture, the gun should be moving reward out of battery. Instead, he is still fully forward IN battery. When I blow the picture up, I also see there is no smoke to the camera side of the gun. Honestly, the smoke would be sufficient for a black powder front stuffer rather then a good Browning. Sorry for being a doubting Thomas, but the ObamAA- camp has a bad track record for forgeries. They can't even put out a phoney birth certificate. I think this is another bad job from the same crew of screw ups. In any case, its an abuse of a good Citori. Give him a Daisy. Just no BB's yet.

Frontier sucks

Sorry for the slow posting, I have been feeling like crap for a few days and not much up to pounding on a key board. On the sports front, Harbaugh beats Harbaugh. You'd think they would have grown up by now, but no. It was nice to see, or rather hear the ending moments of the game. Had to make a last minute dash to Kansas City to retrieve my son at the air port, hence the title. My son was in North Dakota for a job interview over the weekend. His scheduled return was to go to Denver, then Dallas, then into Manhattan. There was a small delay in getting out of Minot though and his flight was ten minutes late into Denver. My son and eight other passengers missed their connection. The alternate flight was straight to KCI, and was to have been Fronteer's second to last flight of the night. It got delayed for over an hour, and was then supposed to depart right after the last flight. Didn't happen. the dang plane decided to give fits on the runway and was delayed again for over an hour. We rolled into home arround 3:30 this morning. Some one needs to tell the radio stations to lay off the elevator music during late night. If people want to sleep, they can turn their boom boxes OFF. Every station had offerings that could put a terminal insomniac into a coma. My passengers didn't enjoy my choice of music, neither did any of the vehicles I passed.
My son must now decide if he want to become a North dakota redneck. Yes, they have em, but it aint from the sun. Wind burn mostly. North Dakota is booming in oil exploration. Housing there is insane. A house that would rent for $500 locally brings $2500 there. That place is a thorn in the barackside. While the Obamannation has all but stopped exploration on public lands, its going like wildfire in the Baakan. I bet every time that communist asshat sees a report on the activities there he throws a temper tantrum.
And speaking of the SCoaMF, did you hear he shoots skeet? some one needs to send him hunting with Dick Cheney. Give him a real reason to be skeered of guns.

Yesteryear

I recall my first time with a condom. I was 17. I went in to buy a packet of condoms at Erlichs Drugstore. In those days it took a lot of guts to go in a store and ask for that kind of item because everyone in town knew me and there was no doubt the young lady (I think her name was Delores) knew what they were for.

She was working as an assistant behind the counter, and she could see that I was really embarrassed
by the whole procedure. She handed me the package and asked if I knew how to wear one.
I honestly answered, No, not really.
So she unwrapped the package, took one out and slipped it over her thumb.
She cautioned me to make sure it was on tight and secure.

Apparently I still looked confused. So, she looked all around the store to see if it were empty.
It was. Just a minute, she said, and walked to the door and locked it.

Taking my hand, she led me into the back room, unbuttoned her blouse and removed it.
She unhooked her bra and laid it aside. Do these excite you? She asked.
Well, I was so dumb-struck that all I could do was stand there with my mouth open and nod my head.
She then said it was time to slip the condom on. As I was slipping it on, she dropped her skirt,
removed her panties and lay down on a desk.
Well, come on, she said, We don't have much time.

So I climbed onto her. It was so wonderful that, unfortunately, I could no longer hold back and KAPOW, I was done within a few moments.

She looked at me with a bit of a frown. Did you put that condom on? She asked.
I said, sure did, and held up my thumb to show her.
That's when she beat the shit out of me....

For Denny

A blonde woman goes to her doctor's office, afraid of the strange development on the inside of her thighs... A green spot on the inside of each. "They won't wash off, they won't scrape off and they seem to be getting worse."

The doctor assures her he'll get to the bottom of the problem, and tells her not to worry until the tests come back. A few days later, the woman's phone rings. Much to her relief, it's the doctor. She immediately begs to know what's causing the spots.

The doctor says, "You're perfectly healthy - - there's no problem. But I'm wondering, is your boyfriend a Harley guy?"

The woman stammers, "Why, yes, but how did you know?"

"Tell him his earrings aren't real gold."

News from NASCAR

Raleigh, NC, 12/31/12 Jeff Gordon announced today that he was firing his entire pit crew. This announcement followed Gordon’s decision to take advantage of President Obama’s stimulus scheme for employing Black Harlem teenagers.

The decision to hire them was brought about by a recent documentary on how welfare drawing Black street gangs from Harlem were able to remove a set of wheels in less than 6 seconds without proper equipment, whereas Gordon’s existing crew could only do it in 8 seconds with thousands of dollars’ worth of high tech equipment. It was thought to be politically correct and a bold move by Gordon’s management team, as most races are won or lost in the pits. 01/02/2013

UPDATE ~ However, Gordon got more than he bargained for. At the crew’s first practice session, not only was the inexperienced crew able to change all 4 wheels in under 6 seconds, but within 9 seconds they had repainted it, altered the VIN number, and sold the car to Dale Earnhardt Jr. for 10 cases of Old English 800, a bag of weed, and some photos of Jeff Gordon’s wife in the shower.

Hunting camp

Four guys were at deer camp. They had to bunk two to a room. No one wanted to room with Daryl because he snored so badly. They decided it wasn’t fair to make one of them stay with him the whole time, so they voted to take turns.

The first guy slept with Daryl and comes to breakfast the next morning with his hair a mess and his eyes all bloodshot. The other two said, "Man, what happened to you?" He said, "Daryl snored so loudly, I just sat up and watched him all night."

The next night it was the second guy’s turn. In the morning, Same thing happens again, his hair is standing up, eyes all bloodshot.

The other two said, "Man, what happened to you? You look awful!"

He said, "Man, that Daryl shakes the roof. I sat up and watched him all night."

The third night was Frank’s turn. Frank was a big burly ex-football player; a man’s man. The next morning he came to breakfast bright eyed and bushy-tailed. "Good morning," he said. The other two couldn't believe it!

He looked rested and wide awake. They asked, "Man, what happened?"

He said, "Well, we got ready for bed. I went and tucked Daryl into bed, patted his butt and kissed him good night. Daryl sat up and watched me all night."