A toothpaste factory had a problem. They sometimes shipped empty boxes without the tube inside. This challenged their perceived quality with the buyers and distributors. Understanding how important the relationship with them was, the CEO of the company assembled his top people. They decided to hire an external engineering company to solve their empty boxes problem. The project followed the usual process: budget and project sponsor allocated, RFP, and third-parties selected. Six months (and $8 million) later they had a fantastic solution - on time, on budget, and high quality. Everyone in the project was pleased.
They solved the problem by using a high-tech precision scale that would sound a bell and flash lights whenever a toothpaste box weighed less than it should. The line would stop, someone would walk over, remove the defective box, and then press another button to re-start the line. As a result of the new package monitoring process, no empty boxes were being shipped out of the factory.
With no more customer complaints, the CEO felt the $8 million was well spent. He then reviewed the line statistics report and discovered the number of empty boxes picked up by the scale in the first week was consistent with projections, however, the next three weeks were zero! The estimated rate should have been at least a dozen boxes a day. He had the engineers check the equipment, they verified the report as accurate.
Puzzled, the CEO traveled down to the factory, viewed the part of the line where the precision scale was installed, and observed just ahead of the new $8 million dollar solution sat a $20 desk fan blowing the empty boxes off the belt and into a bin. He asked the line supervisor what that was about.
"Oh, that," the supervisor replied, "Bert, the kid from maintenance, put it there because he was tired of walking over, removing the box and re-starting the line every time the bell rang."
To quote the late Bob Grant: It's sick and getting sicker!
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3 comments:
The smart and lazy man makes the world go 'round.
Sounds like the place I work for except part of the story is missing. The reason for the $8 million dollar investment is that it's a union shop and there's always a very obnoxious morbidly obese woman of color that sweats profusely even when it's -30° outside working on another line. She spies the fan and decides someone put it there to keep her cool, so she claims ownership and takes it to her work station and thus the failsafes management invested in preserve customer confidence. The $8 million dollar investment is ultimately less expensive than firing the morbidly obese sweaty woman of color.
When I worked in Manufacturing, I was a go to guy for inovation. I turned in more cost reductions then the rest of the shift put together.
Why? because I was lazy. I was always looking for an easier way so I could screw off all dang day.
When I ran out of ideas, I quit. best they not know how lazy I was.
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