Just the daily thoughts and gripes of a guy attempting to survive in America's heartland.
Tuesday, February 11, 2014
A little morning humor
One day a young man and woman were in their
bedroom making love. All of a sudden a bumble bee entered the bedroom
window. As the young lady parted her legs the bee entered her vagina.
The woman started screaming "Oh my god, help me, there's a bee in my
vagina!" The husband immediately took her to the local doctor and
explained the situation. The doctor thought for a moment and said "Hmm,
tricky situation. But I have a solution to the problem if young sir
would permit." The husband being very concerned agreed that the doctor
could use whatever method to get the bee out of his wife's vagina. The
doctor said "OK, what I'm gonna do is rub some honey over the top of my
penis and insert it into your wife's vagina. When I feel the bee getting
closer to the tip of my penis I shall withdraw it and the bee should
hopefully follow my penis out of your wife's vagina. The husband nodded
and gave his approval. The young lady said "Yes, Yes, whatever, just get
on with it." So the doctor, after covering the tip of his penis with
honey, inserted it into the young lady's vagina. After a few gentle
strokes, the doctor said, "I don't think the bee has noticed the honey
yet. Perhaps I should go a bit deeper." So the doctor went deeper and
deeper. After a while the doctor began shafting the young lady very
hard indeed. The young lady began to quiver with excitement. She began
to moan and groan aloud. The doctor, concentrating very hard, looked
like he was enjoying himself, he then put his hands on the young lady's
breasts and started making loud noises. The husband at this point
suddenly became very annoyed and shouted, "Now wait a minute! What the
Hell do you think you're doing?" The doctor, still concentrating,
replied, "Change of plan. I'm gonna drown the bastard!"
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