A little morning humor

Sex is like math.
Add a bed, Subtract the clothes, Divide the legs, and pray you don’t Multiply!

Q: How do you know if you have a high sperm count ?
A: If she has to chew before she can swallow.

Q: Two potatos are standing on a corner, how can you tell which one is a prostitute?
A: The one that says IDAHO!

Q: What did the penis say to the condom?
A: Cover me im going in!