A man was telling his buddy, "You won't believe
what happened last night. My daughter walked into the living room and
said, ‘Dad, cancel my allowance immediately, forget my college tuition
loan, rent my room out, throw all my clothes out the window; take my TV,
and my laptop. Please take any of my jewelry to the Salvation Army or
Cash Converters. Then, sell my car, take my front door key away from me
and throw me out of the house. Then, disown me and never talk to me
again. And don't forget to write me out of your will and leave my share
to any charity you choose.’ "
"Holy Smokes," replied the friend, "she actually said that?"
"Well, she didn't put it quite like that, she actually said, 'Dad, meet
my new boyfriend - Mohammed. We're going to work together on Hillary
Clinton's presidential election campaign!' "
Gotta paint 'em gray
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