News from Washington

Rumor has it that AOC recently went to see a doctor. her complaint was, that since coming to D.C. she had not had a bowel movement.
After a thorough examination, the doctors informed her that her large colon had shut down because all the shit was coming out her mouth, or accumulating in her head. He further stated that in all his years as a physician he had only seen four cases and coincidentally, all four were this year.