Thursday, April 19, 2012

Woof

Ok everyone, the official squalking points memo is this: Barry was forced to eat fido when he was a kid by his evil step father. The young lad was so dramatized by the incident that he has been unable to hold a job for his entire adult life and must eat wagu beef because all other foods remind him of that horrible incident.
This is all Bush's fault, because had he not dodged the draft, Lolo Sotoro would not have needed to return to Indonesia to defend it from invading polar bears who were migrating south to escape global warming.

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