Barrack was in trouble. He forgot his wedding
anniversary. Moochelle was really angry. She told him “Tomorrow morning, I expect
to find a gift in the driveway that goes from 0 to 200 in less than 10 seconds,
AND IT BETTER BE THERE!!”
The next morning Barrack got up early and left for work. When Moochelle woke up she looked out the window and sure enough there was a box gift-wrapped in the middle of the driveway. Confused, the wife put on her robe and ran out to the driveway, and brought the box back in the house.
She opened it and found a brand new bathroom scale.
Barrack has been missing since Friday.
The next morning Barrack got up early and left for work. When Moochelle woke up she looked out the window and sure enough there was a box gift-wrapped in the middle of the driveway. Confused, the wife put on her robe and ran out to the driveway, and brought the box back in the house.
She opened it and found a brand new bathroom scale.
Barrack has been missing since Friday.
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1 comment:
funny sh*t for Friday night....Only makes me have wild dreams though.
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