Whats your pucker factor

So for a moment imagine you are an LA cop. You have just gotten done with a week of tense duty worried about whether you might end up in Dorners cross hairs. You know that yesterday they had him wrapped up in a mountain cabin and that it and him were consumed by fire. You siot down, relax, switch on the news and see them reporting that they cannot confirm that the body found in the charred wreckage is in fact Dorner. There is an unexpected knock on your door... Update: I was not meaning to encourage any of my readers to go out and prank knock some LA cops door.... but if you do, let me know what happens.