A little morning humor

Wedding speech from modern girl to her in laws:

"My dear new family, I thank you for welcoming me in my new house

First of all I must tell you that my presence here should not change your life routines.

Those who used to do the laundry must keep on doing it.

Those cooking must keep cooking.

Those cleaning must keep cleaning.

I'll not disturb anybody's routine.

So far as I'm concerned, I'm here only

to eat BUN,
have FUN &
entertain your SON.