Tuesday, July 2, 2013

A little morning humor

A teacher at a school for blind children, instructed the class to not eat breakfast before coming to class on Monday morning. She was going to teach them to identify food by taste. She brought three platters of meat to class - beef, chicken, and deer! She told them she would give a 5 dollar price to the first student to taste the first platter and identify it. Within seconds a little boy shouted out "its beef" and the teacher said "very good"
The next platter was tasted and within seconds a little girl shouted out "its chicken" The teacher said "very good"
Now it was time to taste the deer ! None of the students could figure out what it was. The teacher increased the prize to 50 dolllars but still no student could identify it. So, she said I am going to give you all a hint - this is something that your mother might call your father....suddenly a little black boy shouted "spit it out - don't eat it - its asshole !

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