I so wish this were true

The radio station America FM was doing one of its 'Is Anyone Listening?' bits
this morning.

The first question was; 'Ever have a celebrity come up with the '
Do you know who I am? routine?'

A woman called in and said that a few years ago, while visiting her cattle
rancher uncle in Billings, MT.

She had occasion to go to dinner at a restaurant that does not take reservations.
The wait was about 45 minutes;

Many local ranchers and their wives were waiting.
Ted Turner and his ex-wife Jane Fonda came in the restaurant and wanted
a table.

The hostess informed them that they'd have to wait 45 minutes.
Jane Fonda asked the hostess, 'Do you know who I am?'
The hostess answered, 'Yes, but you'll have to wait 45 minutes.'

Then Jane asked if the manager was in. When the manager came out, he asked, 'May I help you?'
'Do you know who we are?' both Ted and Jane asked.
Yes, but these folks have been waiting, and I can't put you ahead of them.'
Then Ted asked to speak to the owner. The owner came out, and Jane again asked, 'Do you know who I am?'
The owner answered, 'Yes, I do. Do you know who I am?
I am the owner of this restaurant and I am a Vietnam Veteran.
Not only will you not get a table ahead of my friends and neighbors who have been waiting here,
But you also will not be eating in my restaurant tonight or any other night.
Good bye.'