Hell'n Thomas is dead

For real! Sure, you say she's looked like she was dead for the past twenty years, but the face of the White House press corpse is indeed a corpse. Helen made her debut in the White House when JFK was the president elect. Sent to cover the new first family, she broke the mold of female journalists, and instead of writing about hair styles, cooking and kids, got right to the meat, and under the skin of nearly every one she encountered. Castro, it is claimed, said that the best thing about Cuban "democracy vs United States democracy was not having to deal with Helen. OK, the evil that has befallen Cuba for fifty years has a silver lining of sorts.
Back in 1960, she was actually not an ugly dame. Beauty is skin deep, and an evil countanance is often the sign of inner hate, and she was a hater. Its my perception that she was happiest with presidents Cartuh, and O'bungler since both are avowed anti semites, and Barry the fickle DID trot a cupcake to her on her 89th birthday. The rest would have whithered under her menacing stare, if looks could kill.
Not every thing about her was evil. I will let others sing her praises though because my personal dislike for her has little to do with her liberal bias, but more with her hate for Israel. She was finally forced to resign after her remarks about Jews, that they should leave their homeland, Israel, and return to Germany, Poland, the U.S.A. or where ever, went viral. Since GOD said that he would bless those who bless Israel, and curse those who curse his people, I guess we can deduce why her ugliness when clear to the bone. Her place in the after life is known but to GOD. May he have mercy on her.
Next on UPI; Hell'n Thomas Exclusive interview with the devil.  (couldn't resist)