Quit sniveling Frank

Pope Francis is lamenting that the invaders who are sweeping into Europe are "Finding doors Barred". Fear not, they will just break a window, or mug or molest some woman on the street.
Meanwhile, the Danes are getting with the program. They plant to house migrant criminals on a deserted island. The only problem is that the island of Lindholm is entirely too close for comfort. May I suggest North Sentinel Island? While it isn't completely deserted, their welcome ceremony is to die for.