Some redneck humor for May day

A redneck was stopped by a game warden with two buckets of fish leaving a lake well known for its fishing.

The game warden asked the redneck, "Do you have a license to catch those fish?"

The redneck replied to the game warden, "No, sir. These are my pet fish."

"Pet fish?" the warden replied.

"Yes, sir. Every night I take these here fish down to the lake and let them swim around for a while. I whistle and they jump back into their buckets, and I take em home."

"That's a bunch of hooey! Fish can't do that!"

"Here, I'll show you. It really works."

"Okay, I've GOT to see this!" The game warden was curious now.

The redneck poured the fish in to the lake and stood and waited. After several minutes, the game warden turned to the redneck and said: "Well?"

"Well, What?" the redneck responded.

"When are you going to call them back?" the game warden prompted.

"Call who back?" the redneck asked.

"The FISH!"

"What fish?"